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Director #4 Javert Immali
#1
Treeman
MA
2
ST
6
AG
1
AV
10
R
0
B
12
P
0
F
0
G
3
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
9
XPP
0
SPP
9
Injuries
Skills
Loner
Mighty Blow
Stand Firm
Strong Arm
Take Root
Thick Skull
Throw Team-Mate
Guard
Demands respect, wears women as underwear, doesn't understand the meaning of mercy.
Inmate #70 Charlie Cowhead
#2
Lineman
MA
7
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
27
B
30
P
2
F
0
G
10
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
2
Mvp
1
GPP
13
XPP
0
SPP
13
Injuries
Skills
Block
Deliberate Candystealing from babies, Larcenous urges when in proximity of depictions of Orkedas sportswear
Convict#17 David Freed
#3
Wardancer
MA
8
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
22
B
14
P
-4
F
0
G
6
Cp
2
In
0
Cs
0
Td
2
Mvp
0
GPP
8
XPP
0
SPP
8
Injuries
Skills
Block
Dodge
Leap
Tackle
Collecting hairy effigies of Morg'n Thorg, Eating banana ripple without the ripple.
Convict#18 Goose Vibronick
#4
Wardancer
MA
8
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
0
B
2
P
0
F
0
G
1
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
Skills
Block
Dodge
Leap
Intense glaring, Having a name that insinuates vibration, chasing windmills on a horse that was not properly inoculated.
Inmate #59 Holy Moses
#5
Lineman
MA
8
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
74
B
101
P
12
F
1
G
43
Cp
6
In
0
Cs
1
Td
10
Mvp
0
GPP
38
XPP
0
SPP
38
Injuries
Skills
+MA
Block
Side Step
Drunk Ark Driving
Felon #17 Mister Fio UlderScumm
#6
Catcher
MA
8
ST
2
AG
4
AV
7
R
141
B
13
P
19
F
0
G
16
Cp
4
In
0
Cs
0
Td
7
Mvp
2
GPP
35
XPP
0
SPP
35
Injuries
Skills
Catch
Dodge
Sprint
Block
Dauntless
Side Step
Limp fouling, Panultimate Gayness, trying to seduce a referee and succeeding.
Warden#8 Zed Jinro
#7
Thrower
MA
7
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
0
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
Skills
Pass
Caught up in the giant Jellyroll Pyramid scheme. Known supporter of Halfling Rights.
Inmate #71 Flingmuncher Zeddley
#8
Lineman
MA
7
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
22
B
27
P
10
F
1
G
8
Cp
3
In
0
Cs
0
Td
1
Mvp
1
GPP
11
XPP
0
SPP
11
Injuries
Skills
Tackle
Shoplifter. Mostly of Halfling paraphanelia.
Inmate #62 Ferak "I'm in there" Forock
#9
Lineman
MA
7
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
29
B
96
P
-1
F
0
G
29
Cp
4
In
0
Cs
1
Td
4
Mvp
1
GPP
23
XPP
0
SPP
23
Injuries
Skills
Block
Side Step
Excess nose hair. Generally annoying small children and eating sweets too loudly in a built up area