Gholam look human – but certainly aren’t. The Gholam is a manufactured warrior of great skill, is able to slither through the smallest cracks due to their boneless body and are utterly immune to magic.

The Levenshtein distance between Pihohpah and Gholam is 5.

Blue Dragons like to hang around in deserts where they frolic among the sand dunes. Blue dragons can shoot a fork of lightening from their mouth and are careful not to mix this ability up with their magical talent for creating water. These dragons like to collect gold and Buffy the Vampire Slayer comics.

The Levenshtein distance between Flux of Humour and Blue Dragon is 10.

named after Tales In The Sand, copycat's vamp team that killed <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=4668769">Genie</a>


Not to be confused with Old Ones, Elder Things are more like menacing barrels than alien intelligences of godlike power. Elder Things were one of the first ‘Things’ to be found buried in the Artic ice and then left to terrorise the hapless polar explorers.

The Levenshtein distance between Tales In The Sand and Elder Thing is 12.

Named after the <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=5588473">player</a> not the coach after another fun match with <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=459747">Khornes Murder Squad Return</a> and leaving him the second niggle.

To some people a Chthonian sounds like something choking and to other people it warns of unspeakable horrors! A Chthonian is a 30-foot long earth-bound squid monster and greater independent race. Chthonians live deep inside the Earth’s crust, many under the African continent and are frequent visitors to the pre-human city of G’harne. Now you know.

The Levenshtein distance between TheSpoonyBard and Chthonian is 9.

Mephits are magical imps born from the elements. Water mephits are annoying creatures and are usually to blame when the shower will only either run too hot or too cold.

The Levenshtein distance between <a href="http://fumbbl.com/~Ladendetektiv">Ladendetektiv</a> and Water Mephit is 10.

Place earned on the team after a <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2694969">Rough Game</a>

Tymless just niggled 2 of my 3 rotters and left Papa KO the whole game from a T0 rock but his ogres still went down 2-0.

Your monster name is big, ugly and dumb. No one’s going to point that out to the trolls though. Trolls are some of the most famous monsters in all monster land, they appear as sunlight hating and hobbit eating villains in some book about rings and have terrorised goats trying to cross bridges. It doesn’t stop there though, Trolls have moved with the time and moved to the Internet where they haunt newsgroups and mailing lists alike.

The Levenshtein distance between Tymless and Troll is 5.

The early bird catches the early worm – whoever said that clearly didn’t know about the dholes. Dholes are gigantic worm monsters with rows and rows of teeth. It’s not wise to tease a Dhole for not having any connection to the Spice because they’ll point out Lovecraft was writing about them long before Dune and then they’ll eat you.

The Levenshtein distance between nuffled and Dhole is 5.


Name generated using nuffled as that was what happened in the 2 smack games (esp game 2).

13 Games and still no free rotter. this infect business SUCKS :D

finally i have cash enough for a rotter and a full comliment of fit beastmen so a Rotter it is.



Ettins are dumb, two headed giants. When they’re not arguing with themselves Ettins spent most of their time looking for giant sized, double necked t-shirts because their hell to find. Ettins don’t make very good friends since they won’t give you an honest opinion and are quite happy to talk behind your back - you might say that they’re totally two faced.

The Levenshtein distance between Rotter and Ettin is 4.

Signed on after the first game of Pro Smack CCLXXXI

Arrowhawks are scrawny and feathered predators from the elemental plane of air. They have several neat tricks including the ability to lay levitating eggs. Arrowhawks are immune to acid because they encounter so much of it in the elemental plane of air – um?

The Levenshtein distance between pro smack and Arrowhawk is 6.

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