A former player of the New England Parrots. He was banned from the League because he was playing way better than the others. We had him assassinated and prepared for our team. A real bother...

As he got a niggle due to aging we tried to repair him. It worked, but unfortunately we removed his block skill in the process...

Another player of the New England Parrots. He was a massice runningback until he stepped in front of a raging mob. They smashed his hips and his head, we could repair the head damage (a bit), but his hips were a bit too hard to fix. So he is still strong and mean, but not fast any longer. But he is still a real bother.

Rolled double for his first skill. He wanted to take catch and I couldn´t convice him not to take it. Sigh...

#1 all-time undead mummy scorer
#2 all-time mummy scorer (damn those Khemri...)

Only thing he never managed to do was a complete pass.

We recruted him from the Cincinatti Bangers. Nobody believes that his name is really correct, but as his tongue is rather rotten and he cannot read or write we stick with it. And he reacts to the name, so it is ok with us. And on the astrogranite he is a real bother.

A player recruited from the Baltimore Cravens. He got lynched by the fans when he dropped five balls in one game. We noticed that he dealt out a real load of damage before they took him down, so we took him into our roster. With a ball he is a loser, but in the thick of it he is a real bother.

We are not quite sure where he comes from. He himself claims that he comes from the Buffalo Ills and was a really good player. Others say he was with the Blues Bothers and was some kind of a musician. But we do not care which one is true, because when playing ball he is a real bother.

Banned Coates told us to get Willie into the team. They both were New England Parrots a while ago (which says a lot about Willie´s age). But Willie went to the Cleveland Clowns when Coates was banned and died of boredom there. When we reanimated him we noticed that he did not forget a darn thing about the game. He is a real bother when allowed to.

I do not know why we got another guy with such a crazy name in our team, but here he is. He was a member of the Saint Louis Damneds. But I really do not give a damn about his name. On the field he is a real bother.

Doh, another strange name? Where do our scouts get them all from? Oh, he is from the Pittsburgh Stealers. A band of rogues if I ever saw one. But it does not matter. If he sees a way to steal the ball he is a real bother.

Oh no. Another crazy name. And although he played for the Orkland Raiders he was a human when still alive. And I do not have the slightest idea where his name originates from. And that really bothers me.

With 2 injuerd players we needed some new blood. We decided to kill... ehmmm recruit Zach from the Philadelphia Beagles. Despite his long ears he is a real bother for the defense...

He was the star of the Mon Ami Dolphins. The QB who made it into the hall of fame. And due to drugs, sex and more drugs he made it into our team. When handling the ball he is a real bother.

Two games, two complete passes. Not bad for the old man, I think.

A team qith only one QB is always at risk. So we went to the New York Wets (strange name, but fitting the weather) and got Marques Tuiasosopo. He will stand in for Marino, if he is unavailable. And even without a ball he is a real bother...

New QB destroyed in first game. I outfitted the skull with some parts of other players, now he is up and running again.

Killed once again by a troll. But as we could rescue enough parts to build a new Skeleton and he still reacts to his name...

Killed a third time and once more reassembled. I don´t think there are any parts from the original skeleton left, but he still responds to his name...

Hmm. We are not sure if this is his real name or if he just stammers. And he is from the Indianapolis Dolts. Kind of fiting, isn´t it? But we thought him cute and as every team needs a mascot we had no real bothers with taking him onto the roster.