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Murder
#1
Blitzer
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
0
B
27
P
0
F
0
G
3
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
After being found unconscious outside of a bar surrounded by dismembered corpses, Johnny Locke plead not guilty by reason of mental defect. When asked what defect he meant, he responded "Amnesia". After it was pointed out that this was not an acceptable defect, he proceeded to use "Anger", "Felt like it" and finally after consulting with his lawyer, "Extreme Emotional Disturbance". When asked what provoked him, he said "Amnesia". Needless to say, it was a short trial.
Adultery
#2
Blitzer
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
0
B
19
P
0
F
0
G
2
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
 
Manslaughter
#3
Blitzer
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
7
B
16
P
0
F
0
G
2
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Theft
#5
Thrower
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
7
B
7
P
2
F
1
G
3
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
3
XPP
0
SPP
3
Injuries
 
Skills
Pass
Sure Hands
 
Arson
#6
Thrower
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
8
R
31
B
3
P
2
F
0
G
3
Cp
3
In
0
Cs
0
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
6
XPP
0
SPP
6
Injuries
 
Skills
Pass
Sure Hands
+AG
Cruelty to Animals
#7
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
9
B
6
P
0
F
0
G
3
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
3
XPP
0
SPP
3
Injuries
 
Skills
 
Forgery
#9
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
0
B
7
P
0
F
0
G
3
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
5
XPP
0
SPP
5
Injuries
 
Skills
Contempt of Court
#10
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
4
B
9
P
0
F
0
G
2
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
m
Skills
 
J-walking
#11
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
0
B
9
P
0
F
0
G
3
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
2
XPP
0
SPP
2
Injuries
 
Skills
Underage Drinking
#12
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
0
B
5
P
0
F
1
G
3
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
7
XPP
0
SPP
7
Injuries
 
Skills
Dirty Player
 
Possesion with Intent to Sell
#14
Catcher
MA
8
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
0
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Catch
Dodge