Well I'm upper upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
And I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all

I've got big balls
I've got big balls
They're such big balls
And they're dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody cums and cums again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
Great balls of fire

I've got big balls
Oh I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night

We've got big balls
We've got big balls
We've got big balls
Dirty big balls
He's got big balls
She's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

(We've got big balls)
(We've got big balls)

And I'm just itching to tell you about them
Oh we had such wonderful fun
Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

(Bollocks, knackers)
(Bollocks, knackers)
(Bollocks, knackers)
(Bollocks, knackers)

Rock and roll!

Well me and the boys
Are out to have some fun
Gonna put on a show
Come on, let's go

There's gonna be some rockin'
There's gonna be some rockin'
There's gonna be some rockin' at the show tonight

Every night there's a rock 'n' roll queen
Gonna quiver and quake
Gonna shake her thing

Gonna be some rockin'
There's gonna be some rockin'
There's gonna be some rockin'
There's gonna be some rockin' at the show tonight
It's a rock 'n' roll show

We got a big fat sound
Wanna share it round
Got a big bass drum
Gonna have some fun

Gonna be some rockin'
There's gonna be some rockin'
There's gonna be some rockin' at the show tonight

C'mon
There's gonna be some rockin'
There's gonna be some rockin'
There's gonna be some rockin'
There's gonna be some rockin'
There's gonna be some rockin' at the show tonight
There's gonna be some rockin'

Hey there's gonna be some rockin'
There's gonna be some rockin'
Gonna be some rockin'
There's gonna be some rockin'
There's gonna be some rockin' at the show tonight
Hey there's gonna be some rockin' at the show tonight
Oh there's gonna be some rockin' at the show tonight

Put on the headset, get on the stage
Out on the midnight, escapade
I didn't wanna steal your thunder
I wouldn't wanna play your game
Making all the headlines, getting on the front page

Didn't even know her number, didn't even know her name
Stand up, stand up and take it
Stand up, stand up and make it
Stand up, stand up and face it
Stand up

Get on the red dress, slip on the lace
Up for a high heel, and a pretty face
Woman wanna get you under
Woman wanna get you tame
Loving on a hot night
Stoking up the flame

I didn't wanna know her number, I didn't wanna know her name
Stand up, stand up and take it
Stand up, stand up and make it
Stand up, stand up and face it
Stand up

You can make it

Stand up, stand up and take it
Stand up, stand up and make it
Stand up, stand up and face it
Stand up, you can make it

Stand up, stand up and take it
Stand up, stand up and make it
Stand up, stand up and face it
Stand up, stand up

My Daddy was workin' nine to five
When my Momma was havin' me
By the time I was half alive
They knew what I was gonna be
But I left school and grew my hair
They didn't understand
They wanted me to be respected as
A doctor or a lawyer man
(But I had other plans)

Gonna be a rock 'n' roll singer
Gonna be a rock 'n' roll star
Gonna be a rock 'n' roll singer
I'm gonna be a rock 'n' roll,
A rock 'n' roll star

Well I worked real hard and bought myself
A rock 'n' roll guitar
I gotta be on top some day
I wanna be a star
I can see my name in lights
And I can see the queue
I got the devil in my blood
Tellin' me what to do
(And I'm all ears)

Gonna be a rock 'n' roll singer
Gonna be a rock 'n' roll star
Gonna be a rock 'n' roll singer
I'm gonna be a rock 'n' roll,
A rock 'n' roll star
(I hear it pays well)

Well you can stick your nine to five livin'
And your collar and your tie
You can stick your moral standards
'Cause it's all a dirty lie
You can stick your golden handshake
And you can stick your silly rules
And all the other shit
That you teach to kids in school
('Cause I ain't no fool)

Gonna be a rock 'n' roll singer
I'm gonna be a rock 'n' roll star
Gonna be a rock 'n' roll singer
I'm gonna be a rock 'n' roll
A rock 'n' roll star

Gonna be a rock 'n' roll singer
Gonna be a rock 'n' roll star
Gonna be a rock 'n' roll singer
I'm gonna be a rock 'n' roll
A rock 'n' roll star
Yes I are!

I like to slip into something good
I see a young girl in the neighborhood
The way she move, I must confess
I like to run my hands up and down her legs
The way she dress, she look so fine
I'll make her wet, gonna make her mine
She like it hard, she's gonna like it slow
All right honey, come on lets go

Baby, I feel what you want, it's the way she move
Baby, Feel what you need, so come on let's go

Cover you in oil
Let me cover you in oil
I wanna cover you in oil
Let me cover you in oil

[Yeah]
Pull on the zip, she give good lip service
It's nothing for the show, I just pay to see her go
She make you hot, you spray your lot
So come on in honey, we're headin' to the top
The way she push, don't give a dime
Abuse your life, gonna make you satisfied
She's kinda rough, she give it tough
Come on honey and strut your stuff

Baby, feel what you want, it's the way she move
Baby, feel what you need, come on let's go

Cover you in oil
Cover you in oil
I wanna cover you in oil
Let me cover you in oil


[Let's go
Ooooh yeah
Yeeeeeeeah

Baby what you want
It's the way she move me
Feel what you need
So come on let's go - yeah

Cover you in oil
Cover you in oil
Let me cover you in oil
I wanna cover you in oil
I'm gonna cover you in oil
Cover you in oil
Let me cover you in oil
Cover you in oil
Cover you....in...oil

It's another lonely evenin'
In another lonely town
But I ain't too young to worry
And I ain't too old to cry
When a woman gets me down

Got another empty bottle
And another empty bed
Ain't too young to admit it
And I'm not too old to lie
I'm just another empty head

That's why I'm lonely
I'm so lonely
But I know what I'm gonna do

I'm gonna ride on
Ride on
Ride on, standing on the edge of the road
Ride on, thumb in the air
Ride on, one of these days I'm gonna
Ride on, change my evil ways
Till then I'll just keep ridin' on

Broke another promise
And I broke another heart
But I ain't too young to realize
That I ain't too old to try
Try to get back to the start
And it's another redlight nightmare
Another redlight street
And I ain't too old to hurry
Cause I ain't too old to die
But I sure am hard to beat

But I'm lonely
Lord I'm lonely
What am I gonna do

Ride on
Ride on, got myself a one-way ticket
Ride on
Ride on, going the wrong way
Ride on, gonna change my evil ways
Ride on, one of these days
One of these days

Ride on
Ride on
I'm gonna ride on
Ride on, looking for a truck
Ride on, hmmmm
Ride on, keep on riding
Riding on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on
Ride on, gonna have myself a good time
Ride on, ohh yeah
Ride on, yeah yeah
Ride on, one of these days
Ride on, one of these days

heroes
hard to find
don't make the news till they're doing time
schemers
turn the screw
they get the word and they drop on you
lay down the law
black up the night
run up a score
the vice is right
dealers looking 'round
wheel is turning round
coming round on you
some sin for gold, some sin for shame
some sin for cash, some sin for gain
some sin for wine, some sin for pain
but I ain't gonna be the fool who's gonna have to
sin for nothin'
nothing at all

Nero
evil mind
he was born way before his time
heat on
down below
you get it right and away you go
you gotta
lay down the rules
push up the price
turn on the heat
put you on ice
dealers looking 'round
wheel is turning round
coming round for you
some sin for gold, some sin for shame
some sin for cash, some sin for gain
some sin for wine, some sin for pain
but I ain't gonna be the fool who's gonna have to
sin for nothin'

some sin for gold, some sin for shame
some sin for cash, some sin for gain
some sin for wine, some sin for pain
but I ain't gonna be the fool
who's gonna have to sin for nothin'

ain't gonna sin for nothin'
you get nothing for nothing
ain't gonna sin for nothin'
it don't make no sense

Honey roll over, and lettuce on top
Strap you to the bed, and make you rock
Run it up the flag, send it on home
Push you to the wall, and make you moan

She's mine, take what I want
Get what I need, don't take it all
[So] Don't you hide, gonna blow my mind
C'mon taste it honey cause she feel fine

She turn it on, Upside down
She turn me on, Inside out
She turn it on, all around
She turn me on, She turn it on

Baby bend over, touch your toes [Honey bend over]
She take over, the bomb explodes
A rockin' rollercoaster, flyin' off the top
Take you high diving, off the long drop
[Yeah]
She's mine, take what I want
Get what I need, don't take it all
Don't you hide, Gonna blow my mind [I wanna blow my mind]
C'mon taste it honey cause she feel fine

She turn it on, Upside down
She turn me on, Inside out
She turn it on, all around
She turn me on, She turn it on

[Yeah
She turn me on
She's mine, take what I want
Get what I need, don't take it all
Don't you hide, gonna blow my mind
C'mon taste it honey, cause she feel fine
Yeah
Oooh yeah

She turn it on, Upside down
She turn me on, Inside out
She turn it on, all around
She turn me on, She turn it on

She turn it on
She turn me on
She turn it on
She turn me on
Yeow

She keep a turnin' me on
She keep a turnin' me on
She keep a turnin' me on
She keep a turnin' me on
Yeah she keep a turnin' me on
She keep a turnin' me on
She keep a turnin' me on
She keep a turnin' me on
She turn me on
On and on
She keep a turnin' me on
She keep a turnin' me on ]

Love bomb, love bomber
It's a comin' on strong
I can't take it any longer
Come a rockin' through the door

Crusin' the sky, let's fly
Blowin' on down and die
Open your bays, get ready, it's bomb's away!

Love bomb, love bomber
Don't scare no bother
Where the size doesn't matter
Come long, short or badder

Crusin' the sky, let's fly
Blowin' on down and die
Open your bays and drop those bombs away!

Love bomb, comin' on,
Love bomb
Love bomb, get it hard
Love bomb

[Love bomb, get it on
Love bomb, gimme some
Love bomb, get it hot
Love bomb, yeah, yeah, yeah
Love bomb, comin' on
Love bomb, give me some
Love bomb, get it hot
Love bomb, yeah
Love bomb, love bomber
Love bomb, love bomber
Love bomb, love bomber
Love bomb, love bomber

goin' out on the town
just a me and you
gonna have ourselves a party
just like we used to do
nobody's, playin' Manilow
nobody's, playin' soul
and no one's playin' hard to get
just a good old rock 'n' roll
get it hot, get it hot
come on baby
get it hot
get it hot, get it hot
alright

movin' down the motorway
got a whole lotta booze
got myself a sweet little number
who's got nothin' to lose
I'm gonna bend you like a g string
conduct you like a choir
so get your body in the right place
we'll set the world on fire
get it hot, get it hot
come on baby
get it hot
get it hot, get it hot
alright

get it hot, get it hot
come on baby
get it hot
get it hot, get it hot
you can get it
get it hot
come on baby
get it hot
make me feel good
get it hot
come on baby
get it hot
whoa yeah

come on honey take a trip with me
we'll take a double shot of ecstasy
an' drink some water from a wooden cup
then keep on rockin' 'til the sun comes up.
and I warn you it's the best shot of your life
and I warn you it's the best shot of your life
shot of love, shot of love

rock you little lady make you blow and bleed
a little bit of what you need is guaranteed
come on now honey we'll get full of desire
a humpin' an' a pumpin' 'til we start a fire
and I warn you it's the best shot of your life
and I warn you it's the best shot of your life
shot of love, shot of love, shot of love

and I warn you it's the best shot of your life
and I warn you it's the best shot of your life
shot of love, shot of love, shot of love

make you bleed
shot of love, shot of love ,shot of love
a humpin' an' a pumpin'
I gotta get me shot of love
shot of love, shot of love, shot of love
babe babe babe, a lot of what you need is guaranteed
shot of love, shot of love, shot of love

come on give me shot of love

Well I met her in the garden
Underneath that old apple tree
Sitting with a handful of flowers
Looking as cool as can be
We talked away a couple of hours
Then she laid her hand on my lap
Oh I thought I got to be dreaming
I didn't know I fell in her trap

Then she made me say things I didn't want to say
Then she made me play games I didn't want to play
She was a soul stripper, yeah
She took my heart
She was a soul stripper, ooh
And tore me apart

She started moving nice and easy
Slowly getting near to my spine
Killing off each last little feeling
Ooh everyone she could find
And when she had me hollow and naked, yeah
That's when she put me down
Pulled out a knife and flashed it before me
Stuck it in and turned it around

Then she made me say things I didn't want to say, you know
Then she made me play games I didn't want to play
She was a soul stripper, yeah
Ooh she took my heart
Ooh was a soul stripper
Tore me apart

Soul stripper, soul stripper
You're a soul stripper
Soul stripper, soul stripper
Soul stripper
Took out my heart
And tore it apart

Aah you're a soul stripper
Soul stripper, soul stripper

- instrumental -

yonder she walks

yonder she walks
hitting 103
a little tongue in cheek
hot personality
she bring on the flames
and it's burning it's burning
my body's achin' tossin' and turnin'
this house is on fire
this house is on fire
this house is on fire
and the flame is gonna burn in
you

she got me runnin' for shelter
needing quarantine
she got me red hot and wired
call on emergency
she bring on the flames
and it's burning it's burning
my body's achin' tossin' and turnin'
this house is on fire
this house is on fire
this house is on fire
and the flame is gonna burn in
you

you got me burnin' and burnin'
you got me tossin' and turnin'

this house is on fire
house is on fire
this house is on fire
house is on fire

this house is on fire
this house is on fire
house is on fire
and the flame is gonna burn in
I'll bet it's gonna burn
I'm gonna burn
you