<b>Did you know?</b> Carnivore once had mange.

<b>Did you know?</b> Carn-Meister once sat on his own ball-sack.

<b>Did you know?</b> 50% of Carn-man's virginity was taken by a man.

<b>Did you know?</b> Carnage once dumped his girlfriend. He then went to live with his parents and let her keep his apartment.

<b>Did you know?</b> Carnster was on drugs while performing his best friend's wedding speech.

<b>Did you know?</b> Carnegie Hall once had his foot boiled.

<b>Did you know?</b> Carnflake once hit a friend in the face, and considered that payback for something that friend did several years prior.

<b>Did you know?</b> Carn once drank a beer that had expired two years earlier. Because it was free.

<b>Did you know?</b> Carnation earned the Evil Eye from some rednecks when he demanded ketchup on his wiener.

<b>Did you know?</b> One of the greatest mysteries in Carnelian's life is why noone has gotten pissed enough to kick coach Leijonet's ass by now.

<b>Did you know?</b> Carnucopia once knocked out his front teeth with a pair of pliers.

<b>Did you know?</b> Carnival is suspected to be part of the Fifth Column, in league with the Ancient Ones.

<b>Did you know?</b> Carniel repeatedly eats plates of fecal matter because there's meat buried at the bottom.

<b>Did you know?</b> Carnosaurus stole a road sign as a gift for his father's birthday.

<b>Did you know?</b> Carniel the Crusader once traveled almost 200 km to have sex with a skank with a cold.


...It was a bad idea.