Rumoured to have got fed up waiting for eternal life to liven up and called up the rest of the poor buggers sat about his pyramid to join him tossing the mumified pig they had stuffed in one of the hundreds of sarcophagus. After managing to throw the bandaged porker over two feet, Imhotep saw an opportunity to get out of the house for a bit. Will he manage to make this pile of bones do anything but fall apart? Only the sands of time will tell.

Next in line to Imhoteps crown. Came a bit unstuck when he was asked to lay the final stone on Imhotep's pyramid. Placing the capstone on top of the 200ft structure, he lost hid footing and discovered the quickest way to descend a pyramid. Due to his reign lasting three hours, he was deemed unworthy of a standard tomb and was placed in a small tent within Imhoteps resting chamber.

Briefly had an idea about picking up the ball once and then realised he should spend more time making sure his arm didn't fall off.

After seeing the Pharoe's get called up to the Wight Violence league, Rem felt he had an opportunity to display his expertise and then spent his last game searching for his head after it was knocked of by some git throwing a rock. Has tried to keep up with the Pharoe's mummies casualty record and has actually performed quite well. Must remember not to pick up the ball though.

Has issued a challenge to all members of the Wight Violence league. "Come on if you think you're hard enough" This is usually proclaimed whilst standing behing Imhotep.

That's not his skull shining out under the bandage you know.

Has already attempted to get on the field riding a knackered blue scooter with a basket on the front. Gave the ref a thumbs up gesture when he came over to eject the moped from the game and then hurtled off into the crowd shouting something about liking cake.