Needing a catcher for the upcoming games (and after Choppa had no one to catch his balls) Chaulky, an all australian gridiron player, volunteered to put his body on the line. How hard could it be?

After the Bro's got there ass (and in Dave's case) arms handed back to em in their first game, the Mo Bros decided they needed someone that can aim well, and has a brutal streak behind em, hence Choppa Read

After the death of his favourite tree, he turned a bit iffy. He enjoys comingout of the dug out last, just to see some ass.

Well somebody told me, you had a boyfriend that looked like a girlfriend...
yes thats right he joined the team, sick of other bands being nob heads(and giving him wedgies) he has come to blooodbowl (as chopper would say) to Toughen the F*%K up

Charlie "That Aint My Child" Murphy.

The man that made people think of porno's when they see moustaches, and also an icon to the fat population, cause fat dudes get hot chicks, ummm i wish i was fat.....