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Kia
#1
Thrower
MA
7
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
39
B
2
P
13
F
0
G
3
Cp
6
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
6
XPP
0
SPP
6
Injuries
 
Skills
Pass
Sure Hands
Since joining the team, Kia has realised that if he pretends to know how to pick up the ball and throw it, he can stay towards the back of the field away from all the danger. Sadly his ability to hold on to the ball and pass it accurately is woeful.
Ora
#2
Lineman
MA
7
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
-1
B
6
P
0
F
0
G
11
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
What can you really say about the player that has turned up to 11 games without earning a single SPP? On a team of losers, this guy sets the standard!
 
Rin
#3
Lineman
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
7
P
0
F
0
G
10
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
1
Td
1
Mvp
3
GPP
21
XPP
0
SPP
21
Injuries
n, -ag
Skills
Block
Guard
With some practise Rin might actually be able to stay standing. Perhaps his blocking will improve with the practice he's had.
Duo
#4
Lineman
MA
7
ST
4
AG
4
AV
7
R
13
B
8
P
0
F
0
G
11
Cp
2
In
1
Cs
1
Td
1
Mvp
2
GPP
19
XPP
0
SPP
19
Injuries
 
Skills
+ST
Block
Apparently this little elf's been hitting the weights room and learning martial arts, as he seems quite happy to play the blocking game at the moment. Let's hope he stays alive...
 
Biccie
#6
Lineman
MA
7
ST
3
AG
5
AV
7
R
0
B
2
P
0
F
0
G
11
Cp
7
In
0
Cs
1
Td
1
Mvp
3
GPP
27
XPP
0
SPP
27
Injuries
m
Skills
+AG
Dodge
Slightly stronger and slightly slower than the rabbit. Possibly some sort of badger. Also doomed to be roadkill.
Rogue
#8
Catcher
MA
8
ST
2
AG
5
AV
7
R
54
B
3
P
-1
F
0
G
12
Cp
7
In
0
Cs
0
Td
10
Mvp
1
GPP
42
XPP
0
SPP
42
Injuries
 
Skills
Catch
Dodge
Sprint
+AG
Block
Leap
Fast and agile. Like a fast agile rabbit. Doomed to be roadkill sooner or later.
 
Thief
#9
Catcher
MA
8
ST
2
AG
4
AV
7
R
8
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
10
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
0
Td
4
Mvp
0
GPP
13
XPP
0
SPP
13
Injuries
n
Skills
Catch
Dodge
Sprint
Block
A ST2 catcher who thinks he can block... Should be amusing. For my opponent more than myself I guess.
Sly
#12
Lineman
MA
7
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
0
B
8
P
0
F
0
G
8
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
1
XPP
0
SPP
1
Injuries
 
Skills
Sly tried his best to emulate Ora and to go for the "laziest elf ever" award, but accidentally passed the ball once, putting him infinitely ahead of his rival for the most-used seat in the dugout.
 
Gambler
#15
Wardancer
MA
8
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
8
B
20
P
0
F
0
G
6
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
3
Mvp
0
GPP
9
XPP
0
SPP
9
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Dodge
Leap
Strip Ball
Quite simple a clone of Dashel, but hopefully he won't be picking up the niggling injury... damn crowds
Tim Burr
#16
Treeman
MA
2
ST
6
AG
1
AV
10
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
0
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Loner
Mighty Blow
Stand Firm
Strong Arm
Take Root
Thick Skull
Throw Team-Mate
Tim would like one day to join the table of greatest ever treeman players. Not a table as in rows and columns, but an actual table made of wood. Because, you know, he's a tree. And trees make wood. And joiners make things out of wood. And a table is often a thing made by joiners. So it's funny.