<b>Team:</b> Wicked Pissahs, Boston Massacre
<b>Name:</b> Harlot Fevah
<b>Number:</b> 99

<b>Position You Play:</b> Pivot, Blocker
<b>Status:</b> Active as a priest in a preschool!
<b>Injuries:</b> Herniated discs in lower back, broken finger,
numerous bruises
<b>Loves:</b> Harrison Ford, my teammates, my crazy supporters,
Twin Riot, imitating other BDD girl's dances (I've almost got
all the Pissahs down now)
<b>Despises:</b> People who think roller derby involves a ball and
<b>Biggest Weakness:</b> Penguins & Danny DeVito
<b>Favorite Song:</b> "Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Astley
<b>Favorite Food or Drink:</b> Seafood, I'm a sucker for a bucket of
steamahs and a good lobstah
<b>Favorite Fan:</b> Poppa Fevah, anyone who's willing to tailgate
before a bout in 30 degree weather deserves my vote
<b>Number of Tattoos:</b> 5, my newest being a Wicked Pissah tattoo --
Deal with it.
<b>Favorite Derby Moment:</b> The day I found out I was a Pissah and
the security guard yelled at me for screaming too loudly

<b>Team:</b> Wicked Pissahs, Boston Massacre
<b>Name:</b> Betty Spite
<b>Number:</b> 3.31.25

<b>Position You Play:</b> Blocker- Back is my faves.
<b>Status:</b> Active
<b>Injuries:</b> Right knee bone contusion(s), dislocated right
shoulder, dislocated right knee, many sweet bruises
<b>Loves:</b> Mr. Spite, Adidas tracksuits, Twin Riot, tough women,
the Pissahs, the Golden Girls, my dog Murphy, passing out
on Mike and Julies couch
<b>Despises:</b> Fishnet burn, spineless women, paying my bills
<b>Biggest Weakness:</b> Free beer
<b>Favorite Song:</b> "Kiss Me Deadly" by Lita Ford
<b>Favorite Food or Drink:</b> Blue Moon with a lemon
<b>Favorite Fan:</b> Momma Spite
<b>Number of Tattoos:</b> I'm not counting. You can if you want.
<b>Favorite Derby Moment:</b> Laying into Hot Sauce of PRD with a
nasty check block and sending her to the hospital. I love you
Hot Sauce, but that was the shit. She's a tough broad though--
she was back on skates in no time! <3

<b>Team:</b> Captain - The Wicked Pissahs, Boston Massacre
<b>Name:</b> Shellby Shattered
<b>Number:</b> -0

<b>Position You Play:</b> Pivot, Outside, Back, Jammer
<b>Status:</b> Active
<b>Injuries:</b> Are tough
<b>Loves:</b> Red, white, and gold, Revere, big hair, and anything
else that’s PISSAH
<b>Despises:</b> Robots, outerspace, mixed nuts, and the ballet
<b>Biggest Weakness:</b> Weakness? Pbft! There’s no time for
weakness
<b>Favorite Song:</b> “Jump Around” by House of Pain
<b>Favorite Food or Drink:</b> Roast beef on marbled rye (obviously)
<b>Favorite Fan:</b> I can’t choose just one, I love them all!
<b>Number of Tattoos:</b> 3

<b>Team:</b> Wicked Pissahs
<b>Name:</b> Ms. Etta Maims
<b>Number:</b> B52

<b>Position You Play:</b> Blocker, Jammer
<b>Status:</b> Active
<b>Injuries:</b> A sprained knee and fishnet burn aplenty
<b>Loves:</b> Typewriters, grilled cheese, and mudslides
<b>Biggest Weakness:</b> Shiny things and baked goods
<b>Favorite Food or Drink:</b> Vodka gimlet
<b>Favorite Fan:</b> My friend Shawn who has had to cancel dates
on account of losing his voice at the bout
<b>Favorite Derby Moment:</b> Sending myself to the penalty box

<b>Team:</b> Wicked Pissahs
<b>Name:</b> Evilicious
<b>Number:</b> 420

New Kid on the Block

<b>Team:</b> Wicked Pissahs
<b>Name:</b> Triple Deck-Her
<b>Number:</b> 3D

<b>Position You Play:</b> Jammer, Pivot, and Back
<b>Status:</b> Calling and emailing sponsors, ALL THE TIME!
<b>Injuries:</b> Nothing more than a few bruises, a couple of fingers ran over by wheels, and some rug burn on the shoulder (don't ask)
<b>Loves:</b> My woman, the most supportive, amazing, and beautiful person I know, Tivo, geeking out, and being able to roller skate many days a week
<b>Despises:</b> Slow drivers, drivers that don't use their directionals, onions, and homophobic people
<b>Favorite Food or Drink:</b> Defense and XXX by Vitamin Water
<b>Favorite Fan:</b> Zoe, Lois Blow (from Maine Rollergirls)'s daughter who slept with my autograph the night I signed her program
<b>Number of Tattoos:</b> Zero, forever. Temporary: TBD
<b>Favorite Derby Moment:</b> Getting tackled by Shattered and Collidah when they told me I was a Pissah. Lapping Doom in the Dancers, Prancers & Vixens bout when jamming against her (and scoring 7 points in that jam)

<b>Team:</b> Wicked Pissahs, Boston Massacre
<b>Name:</b> Miss Mary Smack
<b>Number:</b> 3.2.1.

<b>Position You Play:</b> I block
<b>Status:</b> Pissah fo’ Life
<b>Injuries:</b> My neck and my back
<b>Loves:</b> Cookies, coffee, Christmas, costumes
<b>Despises:</b> Line cutters & litterbugs!
<b>Biggest Weakness:</b> Ice cream
<b>Favorite Song:</b> "Sluttering" by Jawbreaker
<b>Favorite Food or Drink:</b> Cereal and soy milk
<b>Favorite Fan:</b> Fevah’s Dad!
<b>Favorite Derby Moment:</b> This one time I was lead jammer!!!

<b>Team:</b> Pissahs!
<b>Name:</b> Pina Collidah
<b>Number:</b> 77

<b>Position You Play:</b> jammer, blocker
<b>Injuries:</b> damaged ego
<b>Loves:</b> The Pissahs
<b>Despises:</b> closed-minded folk who smell
<b>Biggest Weakness:</b> Karaoke, Imitation Crabmeat, Licorice
and good beer in a frosty mug
<b>Favorite Food or Drink:</b> see above ‘weaknesses’
<b>Favorite Fan:</b> People that make it happen, Rollergirls, My Mom
<b>Number of Tattoos:</b> 0
<b>Favorite Derby Moment:</b> Winning the Season One Championship!

<b>Team:</b> Pissahs!
<b>Name:</b> Krushpuppy
<b>Number:</b> (843)

<b>Position You Play:</b> jammer, blocker
<b>Injuries:</b> wheel in the arse crack, otherwise nothing new
<b>Loves:</b> my fam, dogs, skatin’ fast, surfin’
<b>Despises:</b> closed-minded folk who smell
<b>Biggest Weakness:</b> swedish fish, brownies, fried foods
and good beer in a frosty mug
<b>Favorite Food or Drink:</b> see above ‘weaknesses’
<b>Favorite Fan:</b> kpup’s pack. want in?
<b>Number of Tattoos:</b> 1+1+?
<b>Favorite Derby Moment:</b> Getting lead jammer in my second
scrimmage - thanks team black!

<b>Team:</b> Wicked Pissahs
<b>Name:</b> Tootsie Pop
<b>Number:</b> 8

<b>Position You Play:</b> Jammer, Inside
<b>Status:</b> Active
<b>Injuries:</b> My boney hip.
<b>Loves:</b> Summer, pickles, and my baby sister (the Beast)
<b>Despises:</b> Taking the bus
<b>Biggest Weakness:</b> The corner store
<b>Favorite Song:</b> Tiny Bubbles
<b>Favorite Food or Drink:</b> Kimchi and beer
<b>Favorite Fan:</b> My Dad (Tootsie’s Pop)
<b>Number of Tattoos:</b> 0. My skin is a virgin landscape.

<b>Team:</b> Wicked Pissahs
<b>Name:</b> Jodie Faster
<b>Number:</b> 3

<b>Position You Play:</b> Inside, Jammer
<b>Status:</b> Active Skater
<b>Injuries:</b> Black eye, bloody nose, took an oozing chunk
out of my chin. I like to hit things with my face.
<b>Loves:</b> Roller coasters
<b>Despises:</b> Romantic comedies
<b>Biggest Weakness:</b> Tequila
<b>Favorite Song:</b> "Big Pimpin’" by Jay-Z
<b>Favorite Food or Drink:</b> Kelly’s Roast Beef
<b>Favorite Fan:</b> Faster’s Bitch aka. my lovin’ wife
<b>Number of Tattoos:</b> 0 (1 pending)
<b>Favorite Derby Moment:</b> Pretty much any practice with my
teammates