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Suicidal Shorties
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McBranch
#1
Treeman
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2
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6
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1
AV
10
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42
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0
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8
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0
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0
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2
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0
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0
GPP
4
XPP
0
SPP
4
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Big Guy
Mighty Blow
Stand Firm
Take Root
Thick Skull
Throw Team Mate
A very old and forgetting treeman.

He was discharged from a wood elf team since he didn't play like the coach expected him to do.

Since he didn't want to give up Blood Bowl though he gladly accepted the offer of the headcoach of the Suicidals.
McRoot
#2
Treeman
MA
2
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6
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1
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10
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0
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42
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1
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8
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0
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2
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0
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2
GPP
14
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0
SPP
14
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Big Guy
Mighty Blow
Stand Firm
Take Root
Thick Skull
Throw Team Mate
Guard
He grew up in the same wood as McBranch.

He once played for a wood elf team too but got discharged for the same reason McBranch was.

But since he didn't want McBranch to have fun alone he also signed up for the Suicidals.
 
Cookie
#3
Halfling
MA
5
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2
AG
3
AV
6
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16
B
8
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0
F
2
G
8
Cp
0
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0
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1
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0
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0
GPP
2
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0
SPP
2
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Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
To get one thing straight, the chef of this team is weird to say it gently.

He tries a lot of strange recipes.

And Cookie is one of the results. After trying a new dish for the chef he grew blue fur.
Monsy
#4
Halfling
MA
5
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2
AG
3
AV
6
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-3
B
3
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0
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2
G
8
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0
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0
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0
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0
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0
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0
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Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
As another result of the chef's test of a recipe, Monsy grew purple fur.
 
Freddy
#5
Halfling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
2
B
13
P
0
F
2
G
8
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
6
XPP
0
SPP
6
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Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Diving Tackle
A little scared fellow since he was on the show : Scare the Halfling.

The picture was taken while he was in the deep in a dark forrest surrounded by a pack of hungry wolves.

It was great fun for everyone. Besides the wolves, they didn't get Freddy.

Oh and Freddy, he was never the same again afterwards.
Bobb
#6
Halfling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
26
B
13
P
1
F
1
G
8
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
1
Td
1
Mvp
1
GPP
11
XPP
0
SPP
11
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Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Diving Tackle
He is usually wearing a bag over his head so that noone can identify him.

It might be that he once committed a crime.

The picture only shows a sketch someone who draw it before Bobb saw him drawing it.
Don't ask where the fellow ended up. Some say the chef afterwards had a new delivery of tasty meat.
 
Charles the 3rd
#7
Halfling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
17
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
2
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
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Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
After Charles the 2nd got a niggling injury in his first game the chef brought up a 3rd Charles.

Maybe he will last longer.
Alpha
#8
Halfling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
10
B
7
P
0
F
2
G
8
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
2
XPP
0
SPP
2
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Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
The youngest guy on the team.

But don't underestimate him. Well he has some excuse for not playing well.
 
Omega
#9
Halfling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
0
B
8
P
0
F
1
G
8
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
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Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
The grandpa of the team. He said he wants to end his life in a big game and not somewhere in a house, cave or anywhere else.

Maybe his wish will come true.
Xeno
#10
Halfling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
-2
B
5
P
0
F
0
G
7
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
12
XPP
0
SPP
12
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Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Diving Tackle
He was always weird, strange, clumsy.

But after he tried one of the chef's dishes he started to look as weird, strange and clumsy as he behaves.
 
Nookie
#11
Halfling
MA
5
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2
AG
3
AV
6
R
15
B
6
P
0
F
3
G
7
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
0
Td
2
Mvp
1
GPP
12
XPP
0
SPP
12
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Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Diving Tackle
He never let go of his pacifier since he thinks it is the only way to protect himself from having to try one of the chef's dishes.

It helped so far but he didn't want to stay home alone so he went with the others to play Blood Bowl.
Dead Already
#12
Halfling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
10
B
10
P
0
F
2
G
8
Cp
0
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0
Cs
3
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
11
XPP
0
SPP
11
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Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Diving Tackle
He thinks, that he will die sooner or later on the pitch.

For that reason he is wearing the outfit he wants to be buried in.
 
Mr. Suicidal
#13
Halfling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
17
B
5
P
0
F
1
G
8
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
3
XPP
0
SPP
3
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Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
He is a loudmouth.

He thinks he is invincible.

Because he wants to proof everyone that he is he is wearing a football as his helmet.

Well it might be mistaken by average sized or taller players as a scattering football and being squashed, kicked or thrown.
Gringo
#14
Halfling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
0
B
4
P
0
F
0
G
6
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
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Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
El Hombre, how he is also called.

He got some serious brain damage from the chili the chef cooked. Since than he is wearing a mustache and a strange hat.
 
Popal
#15
Halfling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
0
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
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Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Popal was the first really new player on the team.

He finally recovered after one of the master chef's legendary Dishes of Fishes.

We will see if he really recovered.