Who would have guessed that the hero of that long stalemate against Disformic Chamber would be the drunkest of the Beerios, Where's Da Pub? Scoring the only touchdown in that game with not a second to spare, W. D. P.'s only response was "Where's Da Pub?" Rumors have circulated within the locker room that W. D. P.'s fated "Gift from Nuffle" touchdown was indeed an accident. The rest of the team will tell you that a beer vendor had caught W. D. P.'s attention behind the endzone. When he almost tripped on the thing, he picked it up to throw at the vendor. Apparently, he had left his money in the locker room. When asked what he thought of the miraculous play, their stalwart coach simply said, "He needs to leave his money pouch in the locker more often."