34 coaches online • Server time: 15:33
* * *
Did you know? Up until now, 1514272 players have died on the pitch.
Six Million Ways 2 DIE
<b>WAIT!</b>
did I say I was 150Lbs? I meant to say 210!
Yeah yeah very funny guys. Whatta laugh driving off...
Guys? <b>GUYS???</b>
This player has died more than any other! Cursed I tellz ya!
Replacement for the replacement that replaced the replacement of the original player...
Horns
Block
Claw
Razor Sharp Claws
Tackle
created after I retired the WRONG PLAYER!
Never trust <b>Blondes</b>
We're gonna need a bigger boat....
Always Hungry
Big Guy
Mighty Blow
Really Stupid
Regenerate
Throw Team Mate
Block
Guard
Pro
The old falling anvil trick.