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Fleshy People Eaters
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Break
#1
Ogre
MA
6
ST
5
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
71
P
0
F
0
G
10
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
6
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
22
XPP
0
SPP
22
Injuries
 
Skills
Bone Head
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Throw Team Mate
+MA
Guard
Break, alongside Smash, is the closest the Fleshy People Eaters have to an ogre runner. Sure, the gobbos can run, but if the ogres aren't trying to eat them the other team's teaching them the finer points of soil composition. Break, much like his friend Smash, used to in fact be a messenger ogre. They even worked for the same company! The experiment in messenger ogre-y failed, however, when both Break and Smash (Also the only two employees at the time) got distracted and ended up on the Blood Bowl field mid-game, fighting for the Fleshy People Eaters. Their performance earned them a spot on the rosters.
Crush
#2
Ogre
MA
5
ST
5
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
59
P
0
F
1
G
10
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
4
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
8
XPP
0
SPP
8
Injuries
 
Skills
Bone Head
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Throw Team Mate
Guard
Crush may not be the brightest ogre in the land, but he has a steady history of crushing everything in the area. After his triumph of crushing an entire tavern and the subsequent brawl with the Fleshy People Eaters, he was brought on to the team to further utilize his massive capacity for crushing things in more constructive manners. Such as on silly mummies who think they're kings of breaking things.
 
Smash
#3
Ogre
MA
6
ST
5
AG
2
AV
9
R
4
B
71
P
0
F
0
G
10
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
6
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
17
XPP
0
SPP
17
Injuries
 
Skills
Bone Head
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Throw Team Mate
+MA
Guard
Alongside Break, Smash is the closest the team has to an ogre runner. Smash also has a thing for kilts, making him the closest thing the team has to a Norse player. Smash used to be a messenger ogre, an experiment that utterly failed after stumbling into his first Blood Bowl game. He has since thought of himself as a drinking and fighting ogre, not quite fully aware that Blood Bowl is more than just fighting.
Mash
#4
Ogre
MA
5
ST
5
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
0
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Bone Head
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Throw Team Mate
Mash is a newcomer to the Fleshy People Eaters, replacing the now assistant coach Wreck. It's hard to replace such a fine ogre, one with a nearly 1 for 1 casualty to game ratio and the only one to actually pick up and run the ball, but damned if Mash isn't trying. He runs booze from the local taverns back to the team in giant kegs (Usually the ones that stored the alcohol in the first place), is first up for the Beating Game (It's very straight forward. The other ogres beat you.) and has even tried to lead a few cheers, to disastrous results.
 
Bash
#5
Ogre
MA
5
ST
5
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
76
P
0
F
0
G
10
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
6
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
12
XPP
0
SPP
12
Injuries
 
Skills
Bone Head
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Throw Team Mate
Guard
Bash is Mash's brother, and the entire reason he got onto the Fleshy People Eaters. He always looks out for his little brother, which also coincides with his favorite activity. Eating people. In fact Bash's tendency towards consuming that which he has quite thoroughly bashed is well documented. While it has raised ethical questions, such as should an ogre team even exist, the fans certainly love the brutal spectacle.
Sneaky
#6
Goblin
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
7
P
0
F
2
G
9
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
5
XPP
0
SPP
5
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Sneaky has the misfortune of being a goblin on an ogre team. But he has the advantage of being very sneaky compared to the big oafs, not leading to too many touch downs (Yet) but many escapes from the searching hands of a hungry ogre.
 
Squish
#7
Ogre
MA
5
ST
6
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
54
P
0
F
0
G
6
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
14
XPP
0
SPP
14
Injuries
 
Skills
Bone Head
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Throw Team Mate
+ST
Squish like squishing. Squish no need silly non-squishing background! Squish am best at squishing. Squish squish!
Bust
#8
Ogre
MA
5
ST
5
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
25
P
0
F
0
G
4
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
4
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
13
XPP
0
SPP
13
Injuries
 
Skills
Bone Head
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Throw Team Mate
Guard
Bust is a pretty standard ogre. He likes eating, drinking, and a game just isn't complete unless there's blood all over the field. He has taken this philosophy to his daily living, often choosing to break doors down instead of opening them or shatter mugs instead of cleaning.

It's working well for him.
 
Stealthy
#9
Goblin
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
30
B
7
P
0
F
3
G
8
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
2
XPP
0
SPP
2
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Stealthy is quite opposed to Sneaky's presence on the team. The two have never gotten along, and Stealthy has perpetually vied to be renamed Sneaky and, subsequently, Sneaky to be renamed something really insulting. Like snotling.
Inky
#10
Goblin
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
-4
B
13
P
-1
F
3
G
10
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
1
XPP
0
SPP
1
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Inky is actually the fifth in a long line of undead hunters. He hates him some ghosts and zombies, wishin' the dead would just stay dead. He's taken this zeal to Blood Bowl, only to discover he can't bring his family's signature weapon (A chainsaw) onto the field without some serious bribery. He now tries to show up the undead with touch downs.

Also, that chainsaw if he can get it in.
 
Robert Bartholomew the Second
#11
Goblin
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
7
B
12
P
0
F
0
G
9
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
2
XPP
0
SPP
2
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Robert fancies himself king of kings amongst gobbos, of being the best of the best. The other goblins aren't buying it, but the ogres are pretty convinced he's at least nobility if not royalty. He has taken to riding on their shoulders. Behind their heads, he's discovered, is the best place to be when an ogre is hungry.
Crack
#12
Ogre
MA
5
ST
5
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
15
P
0
F
0
G
2
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
4
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
8
XPP
0
SPP
8
Injuries
 
Skills
Bone Head
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Throw Team Mate
Guard
Crack is usually not very aware of his surroundings. He doesn't fully understand what the ball with spikes is, but he does think it pretty and wants the ogres to have it. He also knows that just about everything not ogre is asking for a pounding, but he doesn't know where he learned that from. The ogres often think of him as their dim-witted brother. Quite literally, all the ogres are absolutely convinced that he is THEIR brother and thus he has unintentionally caused quite a number of fights. Fights he just loves to get involved in.