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Alton Attorney Accidentally Sues Himself
#1
Enslaved Minotaur
MA
5
ST
5
AG
2
AV
8
R
0
B
28
P
0
F
1
G
6
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
9
XPP
0
SPP
9
Injuries
 
Skills
Frenzy
Horns
Loner
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Wild Animal
Guard
Include your Children When Baking Cookies
#2
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
9
R
6
B
38
P
0
F
0
G
6
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
7
XPP
0
SPP
7
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Tackle
Thick Skull
Guard
 
Army Vehicle Disappears after being Painted With Camoflauge
#3
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
9
R
2
B
26
P
4
F
0
G
6
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
13
XPP
0
SPP
13
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Tackle
Thick Skull
Guard
Stats Show Teen Pregnancy Drops off Significantly After Age 25
#4
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
9
R
32
B
25
P
0
F
0
G
6
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
2
Mvp
0
GPP
8
XPP
0
SPP
8
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Tackle
Thick Skull
Guard
 
One-armed Man Applauds the Kindess of Strangers
#5
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
28
P
0
F
0
G
6
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
2
XPP
0
SPP
2
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Tackle
Thick Skull
Psychics Predict World didn't end Yesterday
#6
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
9
R
16
B
28
P
0
F
0
G
6
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
2
Mvp
1
GPP
13
XPP
0
SPP
13
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Tackle
Thick Skull
Stand Firm
 
Queen Mary having Bottom Scraped
#7
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
9
R
3
B
19
P
0
F
0
G
5
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
2
XPP
0
SPP
2
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Tackle
Thick Skull
Panda Mating Fails- Vet takes Over
#8
Hobgoblin
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
40
B
4
P
0
F
12
G
6
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
2
Mvp
1
GPP
11
XPP
0
SPP
11
Injuries
 
Skills
Dirty Player
 
Soviet Virgin lands short of Goal Again
#9
Hobgoblin
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
4
B
1
P
0
F
2
G
6
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Enraged Cow injures Farmer with Ax
#10
Hobgoblin
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
22
B
1
P
0
F
6
G
6
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
1
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
6
XPP
0
SPP
6
Injuries
 
Skills
Dirty Player
 
Never withhold Herpes from Loved One
#11
Hobgoblin
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
12
B
3
P
10
F
7
G
6
Cp
2
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
7
XPP
0
SPP
7
Injuries
 
Skills
Dirty Player
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
#13
Bull Centaur Blitzer
MA
6
ST
4
AG
2
AV
9
R
15
B
7
P
0
F
0
G
2
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
5
XPP
0
SPP
5
Injuries
 
Skills
Sprint
Sure Feet
Thick Skull