A reincarnation of the previous Lewis who had Block, Guard and Mighty Blow.
Will this version supress the older one?
Will he excact revange on the murderous Berko Maniacs?
We'll just have to wait and see, I suppose.

* BIO From IMDB *

Mr. T was born Laurence Tureaud on 21 May 1952 in the rough southside ghetto area of Chicago. He is the second to youngest of twelve children (he has four sisters and seven brothers) and grew up in the housing projects of Chicago. His father left when he was 5, and his mother raised the family on $87 a month welfare in a three-room apartment. Mr. T's brothers encouraged him to build up his body in order to survive in the area, and he has commented, "If you think I'm big, you should see my brothers!" His mother is a religious woman, who has had a strong influence on him. He says, "Any man who don't love his momma can't be no friend of mine." He was an average student in school. "Most of the time", he says, "I stared out the windows, just daydreaming. I didn't study much because I have a photographic memory". Apart from one spell between 5th and 7th grades when he went a little astray - playing hookey, cursing, acting tough, being disrespectful -- he was a well- behaved child. (He worried about how his mother would feel if he ended up in jail, and stayed out of trouble!) He attended Dunbar Vocational High School. He was a college football star, studied martial arts, and was three times city wrestling champion! He won a scholarship to Prairie View A&M University in Texas, but was thrown out after a year.

He entered the world of pro wrestling in 1985-86 and 1994-95. Was Hulk Hogan's tag team partner at the first WrestleMania, defeating the team of Paul Orndorff and Roddy Piper on March 31, 1985. His feud with Piper continued into WrestleMania 2 in 1986, defeating Piper in a boxing match by DQ. Mr. T returned to the WWF as a special guest referee in 1987, before disappearing from the wrestling world. He reappeared as a special referee for a Hogan-Ric Flair match, 7 years later in October 1994. He stayed with Hogan for a few matches before returning to obscurity.

* End of IMDB BIO *

Heh, they don't know that he's actually an ork and plays for orkaForka!

He's Slim Milk's little brother.

He's Weetah BiX's bigger brother.

Togeather they make a very nutritional and fiber rich pair.
However, in bloodbowl they are just plain nasty.

When he's not on the ball he's either teaching programming languages, creating a strict and well defined code using mathematics to prove that it works or drinking whisky and smoking large cigars in his blue coveralls with a large russian hat.

He couldn't run for a president, but oh boy how he can run for an ORK!

CAML Takes only one well defined block and returns only one strictly typed response to that block.
Usually it's "ouch"

Þrír is one of orkaForka!'s oldest active player.
As a result of going through a succesful marriage while managing the midlife crisis WITHOUT buying a convertable, Þrír has taken up dancing classes with his wife.
This has proved to be quite effective for him on the field, since he can dance around block after block as if he were an Elf.

(But being old and having what is known as experience coupled with many blows to the head he knows how to counteract the stupid remarks his mates would otherwise throw at him for that elf behavoir by manly bashing them with towels in the shower and keeping Fluffy on his side by feeding him the occasional goblin.)

Skyr is a name in Icelandic (which Tolkien said orkish sounded like the most).
It's a name of a protein rich product that is made from dairy, simular to yogurt but thicker...

Skyr.is ain't quite so thick, he can throw like no-ones buisness!
The irony is, and it's something that keeps him sometimes wishing for the days of prairy cattle, that noone on the team can quite catch the damn ball.