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Isla Galapogas transferred from the Serpentine Sisters
to the Re-Rollers after realising that the Rollers home
stadium was in Thornton, home of the master
chocolate makers.
Clipperton I swapped the robes of the Cluster Covenant
for those of the Re-Rollers after falling out with her
team-mates back in Lustria over the right types of potions
to use in the pre-match stew.
Revillagigedo transferred to the Re-Rollers from 'Puaui Chivas'
after a disagreement over conditions stipulated in her contract.
The owner of Puaui Chivas; one Nelson Heff considered the
players on the team his 'ladies' and would require certain things
of them... Revillagigedo wasn't impressed when he caressed her
knee and she promptly drove her boned leg up into the owners
3rd leg of bone and boarded the ship for Thornton.
Signed after the game with Einheim's Eagles.
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Tabuaeran joined the Re-Rollers having failed to settle
in Fonte Bao [home of the Magical Fonte's]. She had
transferred back to her ancestral home having played
blood bowl in Chivas, however her spell in the Lustrian
league lasted only 8 games. The humid temperature was
clogging her pores and frizzing her hair...
The prima-dona has now moved to the Re-Rollers in search
of better shopping facilities.
In Tabuaeran's first game she had her eye gouged by a
wood elf lineman, she'll be on the sidelines applying
make up for the next game.
Sharon was a late arrival for the Re-Rollers, after an 'incident' at
training a week after being drafted by the Wumanuas Santarem she was
released from the team, rumours abound that she was fraternizing with
the mascot [An intelligent Kroxigor]. Having boarded a ship and made
her way to Thornton Sharon hopes to bring her ability to 'handle' beasts
to play for the Re-Rollers.
Sharon was gifted a pogo stick for a game against Einheim's Eagles,
she failed to use it correctly, as the only rubber stick bouncing device
she's come across should not be brought out in public.... although it
did remind her of her time with the Kroxigor...
<big><b><u>Player History.</big></b></u>
Gulf used to be a cheerleader for the <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=521583">Einheim Eagles</a>.
Back in early 2009 the Eagles had been suffering from dwindling gates as Nuffle deserted their players.
Retirements, kills and occasional disappearances had reduced their spectators to close family
of the players.. in an attempt to encourage the public back to the games the management of the
eagles decided to hire a Cheer team. They searched the local college campus' and came across the
Einheim Polytechinc Ballerinas. Being from a technical college, the ladies understood the harder
side of ballet [baseball bats, broken toes, occasional doping] and fitted right into the spirit
of blood bowl. The troupe were re-named and the were offered the pick of the Einheim Eagles players.
[For the first time ever, the power relations between football players and their spouses was reversed].
The troupe were renamed the Einheim Eaglesses [eagless = female eagle] and are attributed with
the current stall in gate depreciation and loss of fans. However, they're also to blame for the
failure of the gates to rise, as many beguiling techniques are used to keep the fans in the stands;
and so far no fans have been able to leave the Tunahide Canning Arena and been able to inform their
friends and colleagues of the depraved and seductive Eaglesses.
However, following a recent game against the Re-Rollers there was discontent amongst the convocation.
The board of the Eagles had recently decided to renovate the corridor housing the Eaglesses changing
rooms [rumours abound that a two-way mirror was being installed], and the ladies were allocated the
old Ogre feeding room as a temporary dressing room, under assurance from the Chairman that the room
no longer had any ogre relating items in it following the departure of <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=6270936">B. Romanowski</a>
The room was due to be turned into the Apothecaries quarters after the renovations were completed upstairs.
As the ladies came in following the Eagles 2-1 defeat to the Re-Rollers they found, in the centre of
the room four large crates of rotting seafood. There was uproar. Not only had the stench clung to their
clothes, but the fish oils had oozed from the carcasses and made its way into the Pra-Ada shoes
belonging to Gulf Ravenflock. The 'launcher' [cheer term for 'throwing the other girl up in the air]
made her way to the boardroom, shoes in hand, pushing past the Eagles coach [her uncle Ravenflock]
and opened the door and threw the now ruined heels at the Chairman. The Chairman, Mr Crowtree who was
seated behind his desk calculating on his abacus, barely had time to look up before his head was back
down again. The heels hit true, puncturing the forehead of the oaf. Gulf turned, and as she walked past
her uncle she said
<u> <i>"now you've got the freedom to run things the way you want, I'm off... the Rollers need a thrower".</i> </u>
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