Wee is a an upwardly mobile (nowhere to go but up when you're a dwarf). Member of <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=52410">Napolean Complex</a>. He replaces <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=606842">Rochefort</a> who took an early exit from Abuse the Force, Luke. RIP you miserable bastard.

Grappa reached 6 skills playing as a Lion Warrior for the <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=95">Ethanol Cordials</a>, but died on a 1 die block from a rookie ghoul and was zombified. His new team retired almost instantly. Therefore all his achievements were erased forever.

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=694443">Sub</a> is one of 5 dwarves from <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=52410">Napoleon Complex</a> to leave the pitch in a pine box after this <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=300521">game</a> vs Stomp BBC. He's also notable for not gaining a single SPP in 6 games of play before checking out.

The late <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=8892">Satay II</a> of the late <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=479">Hors D'Oeuvres</a> who <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=30284">died</a> (twice even!) during a hilarious game versus the incredible dodging human skeleton (ag2) and his pack of <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=6571">flaming idiots</a>.

Liebestod was a one-turning Wood Elf catcher playing for <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=9311">VNV-Nation</a>, who played mostly on defense. He died marking a catcher after the apothecary had used up her supplies elsewhere already.

Furthlapp is a Strength 1, Dauntless Horns Gutter Runner currently playing for the <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=13520">Rox</a>.

Frederico Ghisliero wrote one of BadMrMojo's favorite fencing treatises and played with the <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=18990">Departed Fencing Masters</a>.

Bailey was playing for the <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=95">Ethanol Cordials</a> dieing after about 40 games standing on the LoS.

Captain of <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=35221">Wee Orcs, Big Mojo Tribe</a>. The team played in the all-orc bashing tourney where the only thing that counted was keeping the captain on the pitch. He got a little carried away and was sent off for fouling, thus ending his career. Priceless

A player at <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=248">Neuro Toxic Jesus</a> who was named after a garage band song called "Eye of a Giant Squid". Fittingly he grew tentacles on his first skill advancement.

One of the line elfs on <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=14499">Children of Illiterates</a> Sabastian was not a particularly memorable player, but having a wonderfully awful name, according to BadMrMojo, made him stand out. Sabastian is the 963rd most popular name in the US in 2002. 163 people spelled it incorrectly the same way

SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0 was a Skink on <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=27170">IT Classics</a>. A team that was met with dislike and hatred by BadMrMojo, who even considers the player useless, except for his name. To BadMrMojo he encapsulates all his hopes for the future of humanity.

Note: Anybody sense the dark side dwelling here?