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Ironhammer
#1
Troll Slayer
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5
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3
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2
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8
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11
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0
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18
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0
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0
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4
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0
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3
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23
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0
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23
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Dauntless
Frenzy
Thick Skull
Diving Tackle
Stand Firm
A semi-legendary dwarf hero and lover of B'hrian Bloodaxe. Baker of the Scone of Stone. Took his own life when falsely told of Bloodaxe's death.
B'hrian Bloodaxe
#2
Troll Slayer
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4
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3
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2
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8
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0
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19
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0
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0
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17
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0
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0
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2
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0
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1
GPP
9
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0
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9
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-ma
Skills
Block
Dauntless
Frenzy
Thick Skull
Guard
The first Low King of the dwarfs. A semi-legendary hero. Lover of Ironhammer.
 
Glod Glodsson
#3
Blitzer
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5
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3
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3
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9
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2
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7
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20
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7
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3
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3
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38
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0
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38
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Skills
Block
Thick Skull
Guard
Mighty Blow
Tackle
The dwarf horn player of the Band With Rocks In. Born under Copperhead, Lancre. Lives in Phedre Road. Can't bargain (but doesn't let that stop him). Knows a lot of old legends. Cousin of Modo.
Abba Stronginthearm
#4
Blitzer
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5
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3
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3
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9
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0
B
13
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0
F
0
G
12
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0
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0
Cs
6
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0
Mvp
2
GPP
22
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0
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22
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Skills
Block
Thick Skull
Guard
Mighty Blow
Dwarf community leader, later Lance-Corporal, Corporal and Sergeant of the Watch.
 
Cheery Littlebottom
#5
Runner
MA
8
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3
AG
4
AV
8
R
40
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3
P
10
F
0
G
19
Cp
9
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0
Cs
0
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14
Mvp
1
GPP
56
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0
SPP
56
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n
Skills
Sure Hands
Thick Skull
+AG
+MA
+MA
Block
The Night Watch's resident dwarf alchemist and Dana Scully wannabe. Isn't ashamed of her sex. First dwarf ever to wear lipstick. Doesn't like werewolves. Comes from Uberwald.

"You appear to be of the dwarf persuasion."
Cheery didn't bother to answer. There was no use denying it. Somehow, people could tell if you were a dwarf just by looking at you.

Snorey Littlebottom
#6
Runner
MA
6
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3
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3
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8
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0
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0
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0
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0
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13
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2
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0
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1
Td
5
Mvp
1
GPP
24
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0
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24
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Skills
Sure Hands
Thick Skull
Block
Dump-Off
Brother to Cheery and a knockerman (a dwarf who blows up pockets of firedamp gas, at the risk of his own life).
 
Albrecht Albrechtsson
#8
Blocker
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5
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3
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2
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9
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0
B
8
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0
F
0
G
20
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0
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0
Cs
3
Td
0
Mvp
3
GPP
21
XPP
0
SPP
21
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n
Skills
Block
Tackle
Thick Skull
+MA
Guard
A descendant of an important Uberwald dwarf family and contestant for the throne / scone of Low King. Traditionalist, understands Morporkian but does not speak it.
Rhys Rhysson
#9
Blocker
MA
4
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3
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2
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9
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0
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11
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0
F
0
G
20
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0
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0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
9
XPP
0
SPP
9
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Skills
Block
Tackle
Thick Skull
Stand Firm
Low King of the dwarfs. Comes from an old family, but only from a small mine near Llamedos. Short even for a dwarf, speaks with a Llamedosian accent. Also very probably a female.
 
Minty Rocksmacker
#10
Blocker
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4
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3
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2
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9
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0
B
10
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0
F
0
G
20
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0
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0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
3
GPP
17
XPP
0
SPP
17
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Skills
Block
Tackle
Thick Skull
Guard
Stand Firm
A female dwarf and once sweetheart of Carrot.
Snori Snoricousin
#11
Blocker
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5
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3
AG
2
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9
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0
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0
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0
F
0
G
19
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0
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0
Cs
5
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
10
XPP
0
SPP
10
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n
Skills
Block
Tackle
Thick Skull
+MA
Leader of the band Snori Snoriscousin And His Brass Idiots, a dwarf music band. Once employer of Asphalt.
 
Thomas Brokenbow
#12
Blocker
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4
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3
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2
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9
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0
B
6
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0
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0
G
20
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0
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0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
4
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0
SPP
4
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Skills
Block
Tackle
Thick Skull
A staple of a typical young dwarf in Ankh-Morpork.
Lars Skulldrinker
#13
Blocker
MA
4
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3
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2
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9
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0
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13
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0
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0
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17
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0
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0
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0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
5
XPP
0
SPP
5
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Skills
Block
Tackle
Thick Skull
A female dwarf Watchperson.
 
Bjorn Tightbritches
#14
Blocker
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4
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3
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2
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9
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5
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0
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0
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8
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0
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2
Td
0
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1
GPP
9
XPP
0
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9
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Skills
Block
Tackle
Thick Skull
Guard
One of the dwarfs at Ironcrust's Dwarf Bakery.
Carrot Ironfoundersson
#15
Blocker
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4
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3
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2
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9
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2
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0
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G
6
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0
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0
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0
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0
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0
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0
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0
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0
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Skills
Block
Tackle
Thick Skull
A watchman in the Ankh-Morpork Night Watch. Red hair, tall, broad shoulders, crown-shaped birthmark and an extremely sharp sword. Simple (not the same as stupid), but not quite as much as he seems. Fits in everywhere he goes. Raised by dwarfs at Copperhead mountain. Knows practically everyone in Ankh-Morpork.

"But it didn't take long for this comfortable routine to be destroyed by the arrival of Carrot, a well over six-feet-tall dwarf determined to become the best guard Ankh-Morpork had evern seen, even if it meant arresting everyone in the city."