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Single mom, looking for love
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Ixblat
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Troll Slayer
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Dauntless
Frenzy
Thick Skull
Ixblat is a thin Dwarf who took the Slayer vows at the age of 5 after hes family had been brutally murdered by a visting Khemri team in town. Word has it that the undead raised hes family to provide fresh Zombies for the Khemri team and Ixxy wants revenge!

At the age of 15 he got a grievous head injury resulting in incomplete memory loss and compulsive behavior, so he resorted to drinking. Now, at the age of 29 years young, the musroom spiced beer he drinks has mutated him into a Zombie killing berzerker. To bad hes got a small frame, but he makes it up with excessive brutality and totally Adult rated violence. This is why you have to be a teen in order to see "Single mom, looking for love's" team play. All blame Ixblat!
Urblad
#2
Blitzer
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Thick Skull
 
Rotgut
#3
Blitzer
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Thick Skull
Tinyleg
#4
Runner
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Thick Skull
Tinyleg was born as a disabled cripple, and the doctors told hes mommy that he would never run. Depressed as a child he watched the other Dwarfs play and he was generally picked on and bullied for hes inability to act!

One day he ventured in the woods and returned with an amazing running ability! He could even outrun regular Dwarf Blitzers! Hes legs were still tiny stumps and it looked humorous to watch him hobble back and forth as those little pokers worked on overtime! Rumor is that he met a tall mysterious stranger in the woods, with red skin, goat legs and tiny horns.
Apparently he traded hes soul for the ability to run, and the stranger was never again seen. Tinyleg denies all such accusations and claims that he simply had "undiscovered talent" as he calls it.... but who needs a soul when you can run failry fast!?
 
Fastbeard
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Runner
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Thick Skull
Hymner
#6
Longbeard
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Thick Skull
 
Torgal
#7
Longbeard
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Durin Greatmug
#8
Longbeard
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Thick Skull
 
Dizzy Drinkalot
#9
Longbeard
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Thick Skull
Dizzy, also known as "The nun" has set a pure example of horrible playing skills. He got in the team just because he won a drinking contest with the head coach of the team. And he dosen't drink any less just because he's got a big game comming up. He is more bussy trying to stand up to even do a reguar tackle. Offcourse the tin beer mugg he carries around on the field could be a horrible weapon. So watch out for hes drunken swaggering and swinging, it could accualy hit you, and you'd be suprised with the strength a drunken Dwarf could accualy muster in a badly coordinated attempt to remove your head!
Morgul Stupid
#10
Longbeard
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Nisse
#11
Longbeard
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CCG (Crazy chinese guy)
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Troll Slayer
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Frenzy
Thick Skull
Nobody knows Crazy Chinese Guy's true name, the team found him in a back alley of Boegenhart sitting with a bowl of rice and headbutting the brick wall. They say hes from the ancient east and of Chaos taint.

He never speaks, but eats alot of mushrooms instead. He seems to have some sort of a deathwish on the field, always running for the biggest guy on the opposite team, hes dauntless skills and pure brutality makes it possible for him to kick even a Ogres ass. And aggression makes up for size. So watch out for the crazed fanatic of "Single mom, looking for loveĀ“s" (tm) team.