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Micky da Choppa
#1
Black Orc Blocker
MA
4
ST
4
AG
2
AV
9
R
2
B
117
P
0
F
0
G
18
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
4
Td
0
Mvp
4
GPP
28
XPP
0
SPP
28
Injuries
n
Skills
Block
Mighty Blow
In a previous life, before Blood Bowl, Micky was an assassin. However, he was a rather unsuccessful one; being as his method of assassination was to charge his target screaming at the top of his lungs before embedding his beloved choppa in their skull. No one disputed his kill rate, but he failed to understand the meaning of 'stealthy'. After killing a player for the Ostland Bulls by a disgruntled coach of a losing team he was drafted in by the Bull's coach to replace the dead player. He enjoyed it so much he gave up the life of an assassin for the thrills of Blood Bowl.
Roflchoppa
#2
Black Orc Blocker
MA
4
ST
4
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
76
P
0
F
0
G
18
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
14
XPP
0
SPP
14
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
The new orc on the block. Annoying to many, but then none would admit this in earshot of this orc. Not after he tore the last one to do so in half and danced around in circles waving the separate halves of the same person shouting his own name manically.
 
Chop Suey
#3
Black Orc Blocker
MA
4
ST
4
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
118
P
0
F
1
G
19
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
4
XPP
0
SPP
4
Injuries
 
Skills
Often confused for a Cathyan meal, Chop Suey is a quickly angered player and those who cross him often end up being his meal.
Charlie Choplin
#4
Black Orc Blocker
MA
4
ST
4
AG
2
AV
9
R
5
B
143
P
0
F
0
G
19
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
3
GPP
19
XPP
0
SPP
19
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Mighty Blow
Charlie is a quiet Black Orc, which is off putting to others. Even more off putting is that tends to walk around with a top hat, a walking stick and act out his conversations.
 
David Choppahoff
#5
Blitzer
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
27
B
83
P
0
F
0
G
19
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
3
Td
1
Mvp
1
GPP
14
XPP
0
SPP
14
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Guard
David Choppahoff was once star of the Cabalvision show 'Orcwatch' where his appealing looks gave the program a cult following of young female greenskins. However fame came at a price and the media caught him mixing with an elf admirer and ultimately lead to the ending of his role on the show. Now days he is much uglier and older, so instead has turned to the well loved orc tradition of violence.
Choptimus Prime
#6
Blitzer
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
111
B
57
P
0
F
2
G
19
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
5
Mvp
0
GPP
19
XPP
0
SPP
19
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Mighty Blow
Sure Hands
Once a leader of a team known as the Orcobots, Choptimus Prime is no stranger to the world of Blood Bowl. Unfortunately, after a string of losses he was usurped by his second in command Orcatron and promptly booted from the team. Prime now seeks revenge.
 
Jean Cladue Chop Dam
#7
Blitzer
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
42
B
63
P
2
F
2
G
19
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
1
Td
2
Mvp
0
GPP
9
XPP
0
SPP
9
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Tackle
Jean claims to hail from Bretonnia, and he does have an odd accent for an orc. He use to be known for performing cheesy fights on travelling fairs, but was let go when he got too involved in the role and more often than not, this resulted in the brutal death of his co-star(s).
Ozzy Ozzchop
#8
Blitzer
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
95
B
89
P
0
F
0
G
19
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
2
Mvp
3
GPP
23
XPP
0
SPP
23
Injuries
-av
Skills
Block
Mighty Blow
Tackle
An ageing performer, he use to drag in some crowds with his bellowing singing, even if it was only so they could pay him to shut up. He was fired from his job when he once bit the head off a live goblin dressed like a bat.
 
Longchop Silver
#9
Thrower
MA
5
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
116
B
12
P
6
F
1
G
19
Cp
5
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
17
XPP
0
SPP
17
Injuries
 
Skills
Pass
Sure Hands
Accurate
Kick
A sea faring orc, Longchop Silver use to command a fine ship. Gathering plunder from all over the ship and her crew gained a fearsome name for themselves on the high seas. However, being an orc and a forgetful one at that, old Silver forgot where he had hidden all the booty and was quickly made to walk the plank by his crew. Even now he has a loyal goblin look after his wages from the game, but the goblin has the habit of misplacing his wages as well.
Edward Choppahands
#10
Lineman
MA
5
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
1
B
20
P
0
F
3
G
18
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
10
XPP
0
SPP
10
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
A terrible accident while working for a metalsmith lead to Eddy, as he's known to his friends, having both hands removed. Enraged he somehow managed to embed two full sized choppas into his wrist stumps and destroyed the shop. Now, he is feared by all - team mates and foe alike - for his frenzied flailing of his bladed hands. Oddly enough, few refs ever try to send him off for his 'illegal weapons'.
 
Hans Choppa
#11
Lineman
MA
5
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
0
B
33
P
0
F
4
G
19
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
2
XPP
0
SPP
2
Injuries
 
Skills
Where Hans is from no one knows, all he ever tells them is "Da galaxy way away". All they do know is, Hans chopped first.
Da Choppinator II
#12
Lineman
MA
5
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
0
B
13
P
0
F
2
G
10
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
5
XPP
0
SPP
5
Injuries
 
Skills
Da Choppinator... he failed the first time, now.... he's back for more.
 
Jabba Da Chop
#13
Troll
MA
4
ST
5
AG
1
AV
9
R
0
B
45
P
0
F
0
G
12
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
7
XPP
0
SPP
7
Injuries
 
Skills
Always Hungry
Big Guy
Mighty Blow
Really Stupid
Regenerate
Throw Team Mate
Guard
Once Jabba da Chop was part of a huge syndicate, being the boss - he was the biggest and most uglyest creature there... But everyone quickly realised he was also the stupidest and whilst he slept they sold him off to a passing group. They happen to be Choppatastic, and he's eager to vent his frustration.