The most popular player on the Man Chew roster, he's also the most talented. A fine quarterback for the team, he's also a deceptively good ball-carrier with opponents finding him hard to pin down when he's on the run.

While he'd always been competent, most of his Man Chew status is based around one heroic performance that saw him injure an opponent, make an interception and make a length-of-the-field run to score before earning a well-deserved MVP award.

If Edwards is the inspiration of Man Chew United, Foulkes is the engine room. His taste for battering opponents into bloody submission has made him one of the team's more popular players.

Nobby likes to bring a bit of unexpected attacking prowess to the team, even slinging the odd pass now and then, but that doesn't prevent him from indulging in some common or garden violence when the mood takes him.

Robbo's in it for the flair. He can make a hit and support his team-mates in the midst of a scrum, but really he's all about mazy runs and scoring touchdowns.

A popular performer for the team who works hard and takes one in the jaw when he has to so his more illustrious team-mates can do their work.

The most specialist player on the team, Allenby sometimes refuses to even take part in a drive if it's not Man Chew's kickoff.

A relatively new member of the team, Giggs is in the same mould as the other blitzers on the team. He can do a bit of everything, and the fans appreciate him for it.

As a Black Orc Blocker life should be simple. Get on the field and spend a game punching, stomping and mutilating anything foolish enough to come within reach. Back in time for tea.

McGrath, however, is different. He does his share of blocking and punching but he's proved unable to actually do any serious damage to opponents and has instead taken it upon himself to contribute to the scoring instead, having recently notched up his third career touchdown.

Peter's job is fairly simple: Punch people until they don't stand up again.