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Blayze Foltz, II
#1
Chaos Spawn
MA
5
ST
5
AG
2
AV
8
R
0
B
20
P
0
F
0
G
2
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
5
XPP
0
SPP
5
Injuries
 
Skills
Always Hungry
Frenzy
Horns
Loner
Mighty Blow
Regeneration
Thick Skull
Throw Team-Mate
Wild Animal
Devius Jonez
#2
Chaos Spawn
MA
5
ST
5
AG
2
AV
8
R
20
B
172
P
0
F
0
G
18
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
13
Td
2
Mvp
4
GPP
52
XPP
0
SPP
52
Injuries
 
Skills
Always Hungry
Frenzy
Horns
Loner
Mighty Blow
Regeneration
Thick Skull
Throw Team-Mate
Wild Animal
Break Tackle
Guard
Multiple Block
Razor Sharp Claws
Sophomore:
Freshman: 42 SPP's, 4 MVP's, 2TD's, 8 CAS
Rushing: 20 Pass: 0 Blocks: 115 Fouls:0
 
Pimp Daddy Smooove
#3
Head Carver
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
19
B
52
P
7
F
4
G
15
Cp
2
In
0
Cs
3
Td
1
Mvp
2
GPP
21
XPP
0
SPP
21
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Block
Tackle
Current Season: Sophomore

Freshman: Games Cp TD It Cs Mvp Spp
9 1 0 0 3 1 12
Pass Rush Blocks Fouls
6 16 34 2
PDS finished his first campaign quietly. However, in the Spring tune-up game against Noise State leading up to the kick off of his sophomore season, he was a stand-out in an overall poor team performance. Notching all 3 CAS of his career.
Tank Carver
#4
Carver
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
0
B
1
P
0
F
10
G
16
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
m
Skills
Chainsaw
Dodge
Right Stuff
Secret Weapon
Current Season: Redshirt Freshman

Freshman Stats: 1 Block, 7 fouls

It's tough playing opposite an All-American Carver like "FACE" Juke Shivers, but Tank gives it his all. Finding opposing teams SIGNIFICANTLY more interested in taking him off the pitch, he spent most of his first campaign in the BH or KO box.

Hopefully he can rebound for a stand-out reboot of his freshman campaign.
 
Juke Shivers
#5
Carver
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
6
B
1
P
0
F
9
G
18
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
3
GPP
15
XPP
0
SPP
15
Injuries
 
Skills
Chainsaw
Dodge
Right Stuff
Secret Weapon
Foul Appearance
Current Season: Sophomore

Freshman stats:
Games Cp TD It Cs Mvp Spp
12 0 0 0 0 2 10
Pass Rush Blocks Fouls
0 6 1 6

The effect this player has on TCU matches does not show up on the stat sheet. Carvers don't get credit for bloodshed and mayhem caused by their Blaydez. Following the Hawaii match, where he earned his second MVP, Juke took the face of a fallen Dragon Warrior: Victor Clore. He started wearing this "mask", and the Foul Appearance (not to mention the stench!) really started affecting his opponents.

This effect has been felt nowhere more than on the campus of the Mihn'eeSOH'tah Goblen Gogres. The Gogres were very tentative around "Dat tEEng wiff da ELF fayce an dat SAW!!!!" About halfway through the match, the frustrated Gogre coach (tired of repeating that whole phrase to make sure the dim-witted beasts knew which one he was talking about) just started yelling out "FACE!!!". The Gogres suffered 4 casualties that match at the hands of the Mutated Minos. Following the injury to LEHstur "BEEGie" muHNn (No one is really sure whether he died as a result of the block or during Juke's actions afterwards), Juke used his saw to claim yet another horrible trophy. The Gogres nearly blew the win. Watching the Fling Carver run around with his arm's sticking out LEHstur's ears and carrying his saw was just too disturbing for them.

LEHstur "BEEGie" muHNn's death was celebrated on the Mihn'eeSOH'tah campus in a very unexpected way. Apparently, LEHstur had a bad habit of punting goblins after doing keg stands in the Quad. Being on the Blood Bowl squad also allowed him some notoriety on the campus. Being quite the player, he used his position to make out with several "ladies", regardless of whether they had boyfriends or not.

When Juke claimed his prize, the crowd erupted into a frenzied roar at the demise of such a detested guy! The near riot after the match ended in an Ice Cream social at the GAMM-muh al-FUH SEECK-muh (G.A.S.) fraternity house. A statue commemorating the historic fatality was erected in FACE's honor in the Quad to discourage future would-be Girlfriend poachers/Goblin punters.
Phlashmaster Grande
#7
Chaos Halfling
MA
4
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
3
B
6
P
0
F
3
G
7
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
-ma
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Freshman
 
Aundre Bean
#8
Chaos Halfling
MA
4
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
5
B
14
P
-3
F
4
G
17
Cp
2
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
4
XPP
0
SPP
4
Injuries
-ma, m
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Current Season: Sophomore

Freshman Season Stats:
Games Cp TD It Cs Mvp Spp
11 1 0 0 1 0 3
Pass Rush Blocks Fouls
-1 1 11 2
Banner Trick
#9
Chaos Halfling
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
86
B
12
P
0
F
2
G
15
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
1
Mvp
1
GPP
10
XPP
0
SPP
10
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
+MA
 
Jabronius McGillacuddy
#11
Chaos Halfling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
26
B
9
P
0
F
4
G
6
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
2
Mvp
1
GPP
11
XPP
0
SPP
11
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Side Step
Freshman
Prince Papajeano #88
#12
Chaos Halfling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
4
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
n, m
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Freshman

This recruit was signed during the Spring tune-up match against his father's team the University of Brainingham. Using his Sith persuasion skills, the Dark Lord paid a very specially timed visit and came away with this very high rated recruit.

Stunty squads need not declare rivalries, but you can bet there will be some bad blood when these squads next meet!
 
Hellfire Sunsmasher
#15
Chaos Halfling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
1
B
3
P
0
F
1
G
4
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
1
XPP
0
SPP
1
Injuries
n
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Tripp Nippletwist
#16
Chaos Halfling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
0
B
1
P
0
F
0
G
1
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty