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'Iron' Mike Tyson
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Niggle aged on first skill in a game where he rolled a triple skull vs a fling and my leading SPP blitzer double skulled, killed himself and the apo failed.

<i>Former champ Mike Tyson lost the plot in this now legendary rematch for the world heavyweight title. Tyson was disqualified after biting a chunk out of Holyfield's right ear and spitting it out onto the floor in the third round.

Injured Holyfield gestured to the ref, alerting him to the attack, and Tyson was deducted two points. However, when the fight was resumed, Tyson went in for seconds moments later, and the fight was ended with Holyfield being the win.</i>
John Hopoate II
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<i>John Hopoate was given a 12 match ban for repeatedly sticking his fingers up players bums while tackling them during a 2001 match between West Tigers and North Queensland Cowboys.

His excuse was that he was trying to give them a wedgie to slow them down. When defending himself, he stated that he was 'a great believer in what happens on the field should stay there'.

Paul Bowman, one of the victims of the attack said 'It wasn't a wedgie. That's when your pants are pulled up your arse. I think I know the difference between a wedgie and someone sticking their finger up my bum'.</i>
 
Quinton 'Rampage' Jackson II
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<i>This is what happens when nicknames go bad. Ten days after losing his light-heavyweight title in July, mixed martial arts fighter 'Rampage' Jackson went on a very literal rampage, tearing through the streets of California in a one-tonne monster truck, driving on the pavement, shredding a tyre and injuring a pregnant woman. 'If you lose a fight, you're always very upset,' said British sparring partner Michael Bisping. Apprehended by police after a short chase, Jackson was identified thanks to the life-size portrait of himself on the side of his vehicle, emblazoned next to the word 'Rampage'.</i>
Dennis Lillie
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<i>In a 1981 Test match, Australia had the upper hand against Pakistan, whose remaining hopes lay with Javed Miandad. Going for a quick single, Miandad was obstructed by Australian bowler Dennis 'the Menace' Lillie.

Miandad then pushed Lillie, who retaliated by kicking the batsman in the shins. The squabble then erupted, with Miandad threatening to hit Lillie over the head with his bat, before the umpire managed to persuade Miandad not to brain his opponent.</i>
 
Harbhajan Singh
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<i>Chirpy after his Kings XI Punjab defeated Mumbai Indians in the Indian Premier League in April, Sreesanth approached opposition captain Harbhajan Singh to shake hands - and came away in tears. The IPL's 30-odd cameras missed the actual exchange but, as it later emerged, Sreesanth said 'hard luck' and was slapped in the face in reply ('a shake-hand in the wrong place', as Sreesanth put it afterwards). 'I don't like losing,' explained Harbhajan, who received an 11-match ban. 'When you lose, you don't feel happy.'</i>

Formally employed as a <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=7690764">Lineman</a>, Harbhajan showed talent and was sent of to blitzer training school.
John Mcenroe II
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Disputing a line-call against fellow American Tom Gullickson in a second-round match on the old No.1 Court, Mac raged: ‘You cannot be serious, the ball was on the line. Chalk flew up, it was clearly in, you are the pits of the world.’ He was deducted a point and later swore at tournament referee Fred Hoyles.

Read more: http://www.metro.co.uk/sport/832101-john-mcenroes-umpire-rant-voted-nations-favourite-wimbledon-moment#ixzz134CvRV1Z
 
Jeff Tarango
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Trevor Chappell
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The Australian will to win got a bit out of hand in 1981 when Aussie captain Greg Chappell ordered brother Trevor to bowl the final ball of a one day international against New Zealand underarm.

Trevor obliged, giving the Kiwis no chance of getting the six runs they needed to tie the match, and the batsmen walked off in disgust at the end of the game.

Then New Zealand Prime Minister Rob Muldoon called it "the most disgusting incident I can recall in the history of cricket", blasting: "It was an act of cowardice and I consider it appropriate that the Australian team were wearing yellow."

Turned down +1 AG for block...
 
Diego Maradona
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Byun Jong-il
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Distraught at losing a preliminary-round boxing match in the 1988 Seoul Olympics (not many South Koreans did, funnily enough), bantamweight Byun staged a sit-in protest; he lasted more than an hour mid-ring, eventually slinking away when the lights were switched off. This followed an ugly incident in the immediate aftermath of his points defeat, when his trainers stormed the ring to beat up the referee, New Zealander Keith Walker. In the brawl that followed, even a security guard assigned to protect the Kiwi official had a crack at him.
 
Luciano Gaucci
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Like most Italians, the chairman of Perugia was horrified by his country's shock quarter-final defeat to South Korea in the 2002 World Cup. Unlike most Italians, he had a means to vent his anger: Ahn Jung-hwan, scorer of the winning goal, was a Perugia player, and Gaucci promptly sacked him. 'I have no intention of paying a salary to someone who has ruined Italian football,' he said. 'That gentleman will never set foot in Perugia again.' The gentleman never did: despite a retraction from Gaucci, Ahn opted for a transfer to Japan's J-League
Arsène Wenger
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<i>Big-chesting with Martin Jol. Shoving with Alan Pardew. Pizza-throwing with Alex Ferguson. Wenger's rap sheet of post-defeat strops reads like a list of Christmas DVDs. Football managers could make up this 10 on their own, and few accept a loss without any sourness at all (José Mourinho distrusted any ball that accessed the Chelsea net). None, though, quite equals the Arsenal boss's petulance when his team are beaten. Wenger once said there was 'no room for good losers' in the Premier League, and he was right: this giant baby takes up most of the space with his foot-stamping and his wavy-armed tantrums.</i>

Got my first ever <a href="http://fumbbl.com/help:Larson+Hall+of+Fame">Larsons</a> in this <a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=3112100">massacre</a>.

<img src="http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/5882/larsonaward.png">
 
Michael Schumacher
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Michael Schumacher led the 1994 Formula One World Championship by a single point from Damon Hill going into the final race.

After a mistake by the German, Hill attempted to pass him on lap 36. The two collided, Schumacher crashed out and damage to Hill’s car meant he was forced to retire, handing the title to Schumacher.

Schumacher was also stripped of his pole position last year at the Monaco Grand Prix after he stopped his car in order to slow down title-rival Fernando Alonso, who would have qualified at the front of the field.