* Foundation Player

The man with a cunning plan. Always hungry to make the play, Mr "For Illustrative Purposes Only" has captained the team since their inaugural season (SWL XXXX).

78 game unbroken streak came to an end after a failed GFI saw him clinically dead, until revived. Would have been the 4th RIP in the game. Dead again in game 84, the apoth again to the rescue.


Legend status achieved September 29th, 2014, against Redgums Rodents.

* Silver age player (Club 54)

Joining the team in SWL XLI, Triple-A has was brought into the team to strengthen they line up as they build towards making a run at the SWL premiership.

Returning for season LIV, is often overlooked by opponents who are predisposed with the likes of Gambino, Marino and Guido, which is just fine by him...

Previously in Jersey #4
1. Andrew "The Enforcer" Andretti-Armani 53 games, 3 COMP, 7 TD, 15 CAS & 3 MVP.

<D_Arquebus> i feel comfortable in saying that in a time out environment, Faulc would never have won jack shit