After the rather swift and utterly unprovoked dismissal of his Troll predecesor 'ol Lead Head' has been left with an unfortunate prospect.

and i quote...''Either be the best freakin big guy this team, league and game has ever seen real bloody quick or POW! I will literally turn you inside out!'

faced with the option of staring at the back of his own head till the day he dies and staring down the barrel of his first game he has found a new lust for the game and hopes to impress from the first pow to the last.

The third of his line, following in the footsteps of his balsa wood bretheren. Proud of his glass jaw and jacobs cracker armour he hopes to make it to 10 games without maxing out any minus stats or joining his elven fellows, whos faces were woven so colourfully into the pitch.

Killed in game 8, Showing potential the Apo went to work and brought him back. Not sure he will last long tho. -AV. He now takes up the role of kamikaze cage breaker.
''Better to burn out than fade away!''

Game 13, skills up +AG. Hes made it beyong the magic number 10 and gained more spp than all his predecesors, He now spends his evenings curled up into a ball petrified of the inevitable gang foul and his pre match ritual consists of 'being gaffa taped to a chair by the rest of his team mates' ...or we'd never see him again.

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If only he could stay on the pitch long enough to make a contribution Skapscratch could be a genuine contender for the Blood Bowl hall of fame. The youngest ever player to join the team a mere suckling babe in terms of human years, he demonstrated 'lucid running' and a 'featherd density' for squeezing through gaps in the line. Unfortunaly he is disstracted easily and the mearest sight anything 'Shiney' reduces him and his attention span to something resembling a hyperactive firework in a dustbin. More often than not he is forced to be restrained in the KO box for his own safety.

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claw,

A genuine proffesional, in half the time of the teams regular veterans Bilerot has become the teams most valuable player in more ways than one. Reliable, dependable and bloodthirsty there is very little he wants more than to simply get better at what he does.
Predicted to have a 'long and illustrious career' with any team he chooses to sign for. Paladins Bain snapped him up before any other team could offer him what he truly deserved as a player of his ability, by spiking his drink, bundling him into a sack and holding his vintage china plate collection as collateral.

As a member of the Paladins Bain youth development scheme, Bludgeon witnessed first hand the severe ineptitude and preciousness of all and any of the Elves that made there way into the first XI. Frustrated that his beloved team was lacking in such a crucial player he took it upon himself to fill the gap left by so many idiot powder puffs. Although lacking in the natural ability and dextrous flair neccesary he is quite keen and has so far proved his worth. only time will tell if he lives up to his own banter or perishes in an explosion of colourful gore.

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Mb

The longest serving team member, Pus has assumed the position of captain largely due to his overwhelming charisma and ability to persuade someone else to get 'stuck in' and 'look for work'. He sees the role as an oppertunity to delegate and spends most of his time in the 'very important' role of sweeper. Instructing his teams mates from the very very very back of the pitch, waiting for the perfect chance to shine....

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Stand firm

Dave Spit is the teams old man up front, a combat veteren of the scrimage, he relished the idea of 'fronting up' and 'getting stuck in' right up untill he took a knock to the knee and twisted his cruciate ligament resulting in a sever loss of pace and motivation for the game. He would much rather be sat in an office somewhere rubber stamping washing machine invoices but a wasted youth eating marbles and putting spikey 'things' into holes has left hiim the the employment porspects of a used teabag. Like so many professional sportsmen with limited vision he is totally screwed and trying to make the most of it.