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Yurz
#1
Blitzer
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
0
B
24
P
0
F
0
G
6
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
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Skills
Block
Yurt II
#2
Blitzer
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
0
B
10
P
0
F
0
G
1
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
2
XPP
0
SPP
2
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Skills
Block
 
Rekuck
#3
Gutter Runner
MA
9
ST
2
AG
4
AV
7
R
63
B
8
P
0
F
0
G
8
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
6
Mvp
1
GPP
25
XPP
0
SPP
25
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Skills
Dodge
Weeping Dagger
Block
Side Step
Rekuck has the honor of scoring the game-winning touchdown after a pretty nifty play by fellow gutter runner Fugrat, who dodged and weaved his way through a pretty complex pile of players to pick up the loose ball and then throw it to Rekuck who then had the easy task of just jogging down the pitch to score the goal and victory.

In the rematch against Half Man Full Grid Rekuck went on ahead with a performance of a lifetime: he first scored the first touchdown of the game and then went ahead and blocked their lineman Daisy as he was waiting for a pass from his teammates. With a crunching hit he took him out of the game but then managed to slip on the blood flowing from a wound on his head that resulted in him falling on his neck so hard that he had to be carried off the field as well. A hilarious performance that took him just over half a half to provide that provided him with the MVP for the match as well.
Tazuk
#4
Gutter Runner
MA
9
ST
2
AG
4
AV
6
R
47
B
7
P
-4
F
0
G
7
Cp
3
In
0
Cs
0
Td
3
Mvp
0
GPP
12
XPP
0
SPP
12
Injuries
-av
Skills
Dodge
Weeping Dagger
Block
After scoring the teams first and only touchdown in the first match against Half Man Full Grid there was no player more motivated for the rematch than Tazuk and he came out with a great performance that saw him throwing two excellent passes and scoring a touchdown himself as well. Especially his pass after a ridiculous series of dodges in the opening moments of the second half was a masterpiece where he first dodged his way past an enemy treeman and then went on to dodge his way back to pass the ball to Fugrat. Definitely a highlight reel play and one that leaves the fans waiting for more.
 
Fugrat
#5
Gutter Runner
MA
9
ST
2
AG
4
AV
6
R
22
B
11
P
1
F
0
G
6
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
1
Td
2
Mvp
0
GPP
9
XPP
0
SPP
9
Injuries
-av
Skills
Dodge
Weeping Dagger
Horns
It could be the warpstone that he had been chewing on, it could be a memoir of the time he spent in the deserted city of Mordheim in his youth, it could even just be a freak occurrence, but the end result is the same. In the rematch against the halfling team of Half Man Full Grid Fugrat smashed his head against Yben Gaoler, one of their linemen with such force that his skull fractured and he is scheduled to miss at least one match. This hit also left Fugrat knocked out and unable to continue until after a short break. As the team apothecary was checking Fugrat's unconscious corpse for damage he found out that horns had sprouted from his forehead. There was precious little time to look into that more as his presence was needed on the pitch again and he went on to score the final touchdown of the game in the very closing moments of the second half. It remains to be seen who he will gore next.
Sitz
#6
Gutter Runner
MA
9
ST
2
AG
4
AV
6
R
58
B
6
P
1
F
0
G
7
Cp
2
In
0
Cs
1
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
7
XPP
0
SPP
7
Injuries
-av
Skills
Dodge
Weeping Dagger
Block
Sitz scored his first goal of the season after appropriately sneaking through Furever Young's almost empty left flank and then slowly moved towards the center of the pitch when he suddenly received the ball from fellow team-mate, blitzer Yurt and then the rest was just an easy slog all the way to the endzone.

Before the match against Half Man Full Grid it was known that it would be a brutal event with several casualties expected among the wee folk. What people didn't guess was that one of those casualties would be caused by one of the gutter runners of the team, Sitz, who sent Half Man Full Grid player Melon the Felon out of the match with a spleen punch that left him reeling.
 
Tick
#7
Thrower
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
48
B
21
P
19
F
4
G
8
Cp
15
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
20
XPP
0
SPP
20
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Skills
Pass
Sure Hands
Dodge
Strong Arm
Giznat
#8
Lineman
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
22
P
0
F
2
G
7
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
5
XPP
0
SPP
5
Injuries
 
Skills
Giznat got his MVP after a disastrous performance against Illusion of Gaia, a Khemri team that left nobody on the team looking good. It was a cavalcade of failed passes and plays that left fans roaring with laughter at their latest antics on the pitch. Giznat doesn't let that bother him in the slightest, for with the award in hand he finally got the new cheese grater he had been looking for so he had the time of his life.
 
Azock
#9
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
10
B
15
P
0
F
0
G
7
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
14
XPP
0
SPP
14
Injuries
-ma
Skills
Kick
Azock got the MVP from the season opener after a largely lackluster performance that saw him rathandled first by Furever Young's rat ogre blocker and then knocked out by their blitzer. Still, while the MVP for this match seemed to mean most entertaining player instead of most valuable, Azock is very proud of his achievement and this will certainly boost his confidence.

It is not certain whether it was that MVP that caused the fire in Azock but the end result was a beautiful hit on Half Man Full Grid's Fartin Martin that left him unable to continue in the game. It would have been a highlight reel block if not for the fact that the rest of the game was also filled with similar moments. Things are certainly looking up for Azock, no matter the smashed ankle he suffered during his kicking training post-match.
Slessz
#10
Lineman
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
-2
B
23
P
3
F
2
G
8
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
1
XPP
0
SPP
1
Injuries
 
Skills
 
Dirz
#11
Lineman
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
15
P
0
F
0
G
6
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
4
XPP
0
SPP
4
Injuries
n
Skills
Dirz opened up with a bang in the season opener by leveling a hit in the very first moments of the match on Furever Young's lineman Littr, leveling him into a bloody heap that was unable to continue with the match.

Nobody would have guessed before the season started that Dirz would be one of the main hitters of the team, but with a brutal tackle that left Half Man Full Grid's player Main Hertz without a heart, spleen and large parts of his liver he is fast cementing himself as a fan favorite and a cornerstone of the team. Hopes are high among management that he could continue providing the hurt that is severely lacking from team blitzer Yurz.
Snitz
#12
Lineman
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
4
B
18
P
-1
F
1
G
5
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
6
XPP
0
SPP
6
Injuries
n
Skills
Block
 
Shurz
#13
Lineman
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
9
P
0
F
2
G
4
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills