Also known as Supreme Commander, Voltar is the captain of the team. An evil maniacal genius, his dreams of Bloodbowl glory are constantly thwarted by a variety of factors; usually his arrogance, paranoia, neurosis, the fact his plans are usually more irritating than evil, the incompetence of his team mates and a penchant for rolling an above average number of double skulls...

The top of the villain hierarchy in Metrotown, Skullossus can usually be found in his orbiting space station (designed to look much like his head), with his own loyal army of robot soldiers known as "Skullmandoes". He has the record for appearing the most times in the "Genius Book of World Wreckers" (a total of 114).

An ex-villain who Voltar looks up to, he had given up his evil ways but Voltar convinced him to become a villain again and cause mayhem on the Bloodbowl pitch. He can seemingly cause apocalyptic effects with relative ease.

A pan-dimensional doom hound who is a compulsive eater, Doomageddon has the ability to teleport, change size, and turn invisible. Doomageddon is so scared of the vet just mentioning the word makes him teleport to another dimension, which Doktor Frogg describes as "indescribable awefulness, wrapped in a horrifying cellophane of terror!" Despite this, it's actually full of happy smiling mountains, rainbows and all cute little things (considering the fact Frogg is supposed to be a villain this is probably true in his pospective).He eats Frogg whole alot, Frogg is a coward when it comes to dangerous tasks and quotes "I am probaly safer in Doomagedon's stomach". Doomagedon is considered family by L.o.S.E. despite his behavior.

Glory Guy resides at the Famous "Hall of Glory", where the league lost their Uncatchable Evil Flying Disk of Doom. A real glory boy, the rest of L.o.S.E hate his slimy dark elf guts, but he's pretty quick off the mark when it comes to BB action so the team keep him around to score TDs, inflating his ego massively and aiding him on his never-ending quest to hog all of the lime light.

Green and squishy, it's only a matter of time until Golobulous gets eaten by Destruktor the Chaos troll or gets munched on the field of play. Not that it matters, goblins are a dime a dozen.

A rogue, undead driver that takes down other rogue drivers in street races and takes their cars (and he never loses!).

V-mobile X-TREEEEEME is another illegal street racer who like nothing better than getting his ass handed to him by Doom Driver, so he has decided to take his frustrations out on the Bloodbowl pitch.

A big time Gothic metal rock star, he possesses unholy powers, including breathing fire and making himself gigantic. He also apparently sometimes employs the use of a Destruct-O Beam. His biggest fan is Doktor Frogg, but Red is probably the only member of L.O.S.E. Rock remembers by name, as the group's attempts to sabotage his stage show backfired, and resulted in Red convincing Gothlington to tour with their Bloodbowl team.

Every time someone mentions Cougar's name, music and a roar from a tiger sounds. Doktor Frogg seems blush when she's around, even when he finds out that she is an older woman (the running joke and double entendre being that she borrows her costumed identity not only from the feline animal but with the archetypal typical older woman who seeks to seduce and bed younger men). She tried to rob the First National Bank of Villainy but was stopped by L.O.S.E. and convinced to play Bloodbowl instead.

Probably the smartest member of L.O.S.E, Frogg is a mad scientist whose genius is hampered by bad luck He has robotic, three-clawed hands that are multifunctional, but are terrible at grasping small objects Frogg also has a darker, psychotic, and quite deadly side. He shows much more intelligence than the other members and can distinguish between evil plans, and Voltar's plans. He is obsessed with heavy-metal star Rock Gothlington, to the point where he even snagged and kept a sweat towel used by the rocker while posing as a concert stagehand. Frogg is constantly bullied and eaten by Doomageddon and has as come to hate that damn minotaur as he is allergic to bull...

L.O.S.E.'s two Henchbots 17 and 32 are constantly falling apart. They are usually destroyed in every game they appear in. Their duties usually include menial house-hold tasks such as taking out the trash or cleaning Doomageddon's radioactive messes. Another of their duties is to play Voltar's dramatic and evil music. They constantly mess this up though and play Polka music instead. Most of the time whenever they are given a job, they fall apart while doing it.

L.O.S.E.'s two Henchbots 17 and 32 are constantly falling apart. They are usually destroyed in every game they appear in. Their duties usually include menial house-hold tasks such as taking out the trash or cleaning Doomageddon's radioactive messes. Another of their duties is to play Voltar's dramatic and evil music. They constantly mess this up though and play Polka music instead. Most of the time whenever they are given a job, they fall apart while doing it.