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Disgust United
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Bloaty
#1
Rotspawn
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4
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5
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1
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9
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29
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0
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7
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0
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3
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0
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0
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6
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6
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Stand Firm
After three bitter pitched battles the fans were hoping to see the 'Gust facing an opponent that would be a bit more on the fragile side. Their wish came true when they drew their next match against the goblins of Sucios Y Verdes. After several false starts, even Bloaty joined in on the fun of smashing them apart with a crushing blow on their linegoblin Marchena that left him with a fractured arm.

Bloaty returned to form in a match against the halflings of [FTBG] Hafling Proyect where he leveled off two of their players, Huajs and Aswedr, although the latter one was patched together by their apothecary and he was able to continue playing.
Salvador Mazza
#2
Bloater
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4
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7
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11
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11
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Everyone who follows on what's happening with the Disgust was hearing the murmur and hearing it growing ever louder when Salvador "Sallie" Mazza simply wasn't performing on the level that the team was expecting of him. He was throwing blocks, but he was the only one of the teams backbone of warriors that hadn't had a single highlight reel block this season and while it would be unfair to expect everyone to follow the example set by Gerbrand, something would have to be given to the management and the fans, and soon. It was when the dark elves of Karond Cutthroats set up their defensive line that Salvador struck, unleashing a brutal array of blocks that left three of their players in piles of bones. Especially grueling was his hit on their rookie line-elf, Kione Banefreeze, that decapitated him, but after heroics by their team apothecary he was restored to life, albeit with a broken jaw. Other victims from the match include their experienced runner Ertran Hawkbeak and rookie blitzer Skondrith Slipstab. With such a trio of hits the fans are certain to leave him alone for the time being.
 
Guy de Chauliac
#3
Bloater
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4
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4
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2
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9
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13
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41
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0
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0
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7
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0
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0
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2
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1
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0
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7
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The match against the orc team of Nargfels Grindjaws was predictably brutal with the match quickly degenerating into a brawl in the middle of the pitch with no clear victor. It was Guy de Chauliac who drew first blood though with a crushing blow on their rookie blitzer and team captain Nargfel Foultooth in the early stages of the first half that left his tooth looking even more foul and broke his jaw in the process.

Guy de Chauliac continued his rampage against the goblins of Sucios Y Verdes where he took out their chainsaw wielding maniac Pepe with a beauty of a blitz that smashed his hip so badly, that even the apothecary was unable to help him with it.

While the rest of the warriors continued on their rampage of destruction against the dark elves of Karond Cutthroats, Guy "GC" de Chauliac went on to score the first touchdown of the game with the ball lodged somewhere in his pus- and boil-ridden corpse of a body. The ball got there after the opposing team kicked the ball off the pitch with their opening kick of the game and team coach William "the Vile" Osler saw this as an opportunity to just jam the ball inside Guy and see how it all worked out. At least in this case the experiment proved to be a success.
Gerbrand Bakker
#4
Bloater
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4
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2
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9
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54
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0
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0
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7
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3
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0
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3
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21
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0
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21
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When the United took to the field against the dwarf team of Kauno Trumpi the match quickly deteriorated into a pitched battle in the center of the ring. In the first half their runner managed to slip past the defensive line to score a touchdown and with numerous knocked out players still unconscious as the team entered the second half it looked bad. Thankfully Gerbrand was on the case and he delivered a crushing hit on their lineman Piktas as a revenge for a hit that had took him down just moments ago. This, coupled with his beautiful blocking play to keep the dwarves from reaching Pusmane as he ran for their endzone was enough to earn him the MVP for the match.

Gerbrand continues to deliver for the team with a performance against the goblins of Sucios y Verdes that again earned him the MVP nomination for the match and a highlight reel block against their linegoblin Ramos that left him unable to continue.

This song has been sung a few times before: it was another game for the 'Gust, this time against the dark elves of Karond Cutthroats, and it was yet another MVP -worthy performance by Gerbrand Bakker. With three MVPs from five matches there seems to be no stopping him from becoming the shining star on the team, and with such a player leading the rest of the warriors, is there anything stopping the team? Only time will tell.

Another match, another casualty marking for Gerbrand, this time smashing a halfling player out in the match against Hafling Proyect. There doesn't really seem to be much that is capable of preventing him from leveling these hits, time and again and it is only a matter of time that he moves on to become an emerging star.
 
Jean Astruc
#5
Bloater
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4
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4
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2
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9
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45
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0
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0
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7
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6
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6
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Block
It was the closing moments of the first half in the match against the dwarf team of Kauno Trumpi where Jean rose to the fore and leveled a hit that removed their lineman Piktau from the game completely. This was his first highlight reel block but many fans are fervently hoping it will not be his last.

Jean had a field day against the goblin team of Sucios y Verdes, easily delivering the most blocks against their slippery opponent and crushing their player Tiago in the process.

Jean was at it again when the team played against the dark elves of Karond Cutthroats, taking out their line-elf Tartax Knifeedge in the closing moments of the second half. As the team moves on from their fifth game of the season and growing ever stronger the questions bothering the fans of the team have changed from wondering about their performance in general to questioning who among the warriors will be the best performer.
Pusmane
#6
Pestigor
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140
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26
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7
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5
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24
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Pusmane was one of the surprises of the team in the season opener against the pact team of Holy Fist Beta that saw him scoring the team's only touchdown and thus earning the MVP of the team for the match.

Pusmane was at it again in the match against the dwarves of Kauno Trumpi where he scored the lone touchdown for the team after fending off several attempts to knock him down by their players. Thankfully he was able to avoid their attentions long enough to scamper away all the way to the endzone.

He followed this performance with a beautiful all-star performance against the goblins of Sucios y Verdes where he smashed their player Munua apart on the way to picking up the ball left by his fellow pestigor to score the lone touchdown for the team and tying the game.

Another game, another touchdown for Pusmane. He has scored a touchdown in every single game the team has scored a touchdown in and he shows no signs of slowing down, regenerating swiftly from a broken arm caused by a hit from the dark elves of Karond Cutthroats.

After Pusmane was shamefully knocked down while carrying the ball and subsequently fouled off the pitch in the match against the Hafling Proyect there was a fire in his eyes as his body parts slowly regenerated. He was roaring bloody vengeance at halftime and he certainly delivered, scoring the team's solitary touchdown and smashing their feeble attempts at blitzing him while doing so.
 
Rothoof
#7
Pestigor
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10
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In Rothoof's first match for the team the expectations weren't very high, even with a match against the easily smashable goblins of the Sucios y Verdes. He didn't let that trouble him in the slightest with a beauty of a hit on their lineman Carvalho in the early stages of the match that left him without a head, a torso and most of his internal organs. Sadly he does have a blemish on his record from the match for he was taken down with surprising ease by a blitz from a lone goblin while carrying the ball and thus delaying the team from scoring for a crucial moment, dooming the game to a draw. He swears vengeance for this insult and fans are eagerly waiting to see who or what will be his target.
Saal Bulas
#9
Rotter
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3
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3
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2
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7
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0
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1
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6
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1
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5
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0
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5
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Calmette
#10
Rotter
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7
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4
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3
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6
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Chagas
#11
Rotter
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5
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3
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3
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8
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13
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1
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7
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0
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0
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0
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0
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Charcot
#12
Rotter
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3
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3
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8
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0
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7
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0
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2
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6
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0
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0
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0
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0
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1
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5
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0
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5
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n
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Paget
#13
Rotter
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3
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3
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7
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0
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3
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0
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3
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6
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0
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0
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1
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0
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0
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2
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2
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Nurgle's Rot
It surprised many of the viewers when they are watching the highlight reel of the match Disgust United against Sucios y Verdes to see a lone rotter throwing a block among the highlights of the match, but there you have it. Upon closer inspection it does look a bit like Paget simply fell on the goblin in question rather than actually throwing a block at the guy, but the end result stays the same: Pique II crumbled under his weight and as they both fell to the ground his knee was smashed.