The crowd can't say this guy's name without roaring it - he is the backbone and the raison d'etre of this team, and he wears the expectations likely. Never missed a game for the team, and not about to start now.

Tantoooooor!

Roger is a Superstar, only missing one game for the Nurgislers, and proving a terror to the opposition.

A relative newby to the team, Roderick will be trying to live up to his predecessors and emerge from Roger's shadow, but more likely he'll roll both downs and spend most of the match on his backside.

Barry is one of the Nurgislers' Killers, with recent scalps including the infected NinjaHamster.

With Beatrice's recent retirement, this is Brian's moment to stop being the support act and become the ball carrier on offence as well than the cage-breaking ball hunter on defence. Watch those TDs come rolling in!

The hippos on the team have always lagged behind the rhinos in terms of development, giving them a bit of an inferiority complex. Will season 36 prove different?

Wilberforce is one of the team's noooooobz. Possibly not long for this world.

As evidenced by Bonny III being this player's third incarnation in 50 games, the other 2 were not so good, which meant that the name did not get to retire with them. Maybe Bonny III will be the final Bonny!

Bonny I
Bonny II

Horatio got an MVP! Despite managing not a single casualty in 24 blocks! MVP my backside... or his, rather large one? Pull your finger out H!

Bilbo was hired to replace Beatrice, the superstar buffalo who had to resign after inappropriate use of a magic sponge. Big hooves to fill!

One of the Har-Ganeth Headrippers, took Wilma Warthog III's place after being infected in the same game that she died.