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Bone-head
Loner
Mighty Blow
Prehensile Tail
Thick Skull
When a construction worker farts really loud on a sheet of metal and the metal amplifies the sound
+ST
Block
Break Tackle
Guard
when you let out a fart very slowly to be able to hear every single clap that your bum makes
Block
Break Tackle
Guard
Mighty Blow
Tackle
winding up the windows in the car to allow the passenger no respite from your noxious fumes
Block
Dodge
Juggernaut
Mighty Blow
Tackle
emitted whilst the posterior is seated on the sofa. The sound can be defined as a walrus being suffocated by a 20 year old "Easy Night" feather based pillow
sounds like an irrate driver who is late for work leaning on their horn
Block
Dodge
Mighty Blow
Tackle
feels like a thousand monkeys are trying to tear up your colon (though how you might know this is anybody's guess)
+ST
Block
Break Tackle
Tackle
fart so powerful it is capable of blowing away small animals or children.
Dodge
Stunty
Diving Tackle
Side Step
as in "Who launched an air biscuit"
Dodge
Stunty
Block
Diving Tackle
Side Step
to lift one buttock in order to ease the quiet expulsion of gas
able to slice through silk like a hot knife through butter
Dodge
Stunty
Diving Tackle
Side Step
done in the bathtub, accompanied by a blast of bubbles
Dodge
Stunty
+AG
Block
Side Step
Sprint
Sure Feet
Smell followed by sonic boom, for use only on Concorde
Dodge
Stunty
+MA
Side Step
Don't even think about doing the Daz washing powder challenge after this one
... small, feminine and baffled by the gusset
Dodge
Pass Block
Shadowing
Stunty
You walk past a person, group, or crowd and silently fart, so they can smell it and think someone else did it. Basically, it is defined as farting while walking.