Hobgoblin Protection Society
"Help, I'm being oppressed. Come and see the violence inherent in the system!"
"Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical bull-themed ceremony!"
"Never forget: hobgoblins died to bring us the 19 hour workday!"
"We're in the 2500's and the rich were richer, the poor, poorer."
"Listen friends, you have to face the truth: You are never going to be rich... The system is rigged in favor of the few, and your name is not among them, not now and not ever."
"Oh, king eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.
"The wealthy have never liked to pay for the labor that enriches them."
"I respect the fact that people have worked hard all week and want to go to the football on the weekend and be entertained. But why does it have to be me?"
"Nobody can give you freedom. Nobody can give you equality or justice or anything. If you're a hobgoblin, you take it."
"I don't even call it violence when it's in self defense; I call it intelligence."
Frenzy
Horns
Loner
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Wild Animal
"Green friends good. Short-beards bad. KILL!"
"You don't have a peaceful revolution. You don't have a turn-the-cheek revolution. There's no such thing as a nonviolent revolution."
"You're foolin' yourself! We're living in a dictatorship. A self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working class is exploited!"