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Annunaki Utd
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Tiamat
#1
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
17
P
0
F
0
G
5
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
2
XPP
0
SPP
2
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Tackle
Thick Skull
Tiamat joined the team after the Ticklemonster debacle. Getting jersey number 1, once owned by team vice captain and president An, Tiamat is the first of a new generation of dwarves looking to improve the fortunes of the Annunakis.
Her name is that of a mythological monster.
Enlil
#2
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
179
P
0
F
0
G
34
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
7
Td
0
Mvp
4
GPP
34
XPP
0
SPP
34
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Tackle
Thick Skull
Claw
Guard
Mighty Blow
The first team captain, named after one of the four gods of creation and a true leader. Enlil leads by example, like when he blocked mighty treeman veteran Aldo Martinez, smashing is hip and ending his Blood Bowl career.

One of the few dwarves still standing after the Massacre of Rotten Luck, once again showing what a badass he is.

More impressively, Enlil was still standing after the Ticklemonster Massacre, being forced to endure the tearful goodbye of his fellow blockers and friends, An, Enki and Dagon.

He has a knack for targeting one of the opposing team's bigger players and knocking them down out of the game.

Team Captain


Injuries caused (r marks players who retired immediately afterwards):
Aldo Martinez (smashed hip), veteran Treeman, London Broil (r)
Gun'than Acyl VII (groin strain), experienced Kroxigor, K''Chain Che'Malle
Zu (fractured arm), veteran Bull Centaur, Arkad Finest
Hank (broken neck), experienced Beastman, Team Ticklemonster

Development:
Guard (Game 5), Mighty Blow (Game 25), Claw (Game 34)
 
Adad
#3
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
7
P
0
F
0
G
1
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
2
XPP
0
SPP
2
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Tackle
Thick Skull
Adad has been hired by the team after the demise of the ill-fated Ur. Named as a storm god (in his words because he has a thunderous voice) he recorded a casualty in his first game, suggesting a bright future for the stocky dwarf.
Eruru
#4
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
MA
5
ST
3
AG
2
AV
8
R
3
B
148
P
1
F
0
G
33
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
3
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
16
XPP
0
SPP
16
Injuries
-av
Skills
Block
Tackle
Thick Skull
+MA
Guard
Original member and only female dwarf on the team, Eruru is named after the Goddess of Creation. Daughter of a couple of Chaos Dwarf wealthy bankers, she's the team's bursar.
While she was knocked out in the first half of the Massacre of Rotten Luck, she woke up for the second half and was one of the two dwarfs still able to play at the end of the game.
After a concussion suffered against a group of Slaanesh-worshipping Chaos devotees, she decided to reduce the amount of armor she wears as it was "hiding her sensual phisique". Whether or not this decision is due to some longterm consequence of her injury, Slaaneshi corruption or else is anybody's guess.

Development:
+MA (10 games), Guard (22 games)

Confirmed kills:
Wera (rookie Thrall, Redtooths)

Injuries:
Fractured skull against Pain, Perfection, Pleasure (18 games)
 
Shamash
#5
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
149
P
0
F
0
G
31
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
14
XPP
0
SPP
14
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Tackle
Thick Skull
Guard
Shamash chose his name after the God of Sun. He's the older brother of Sin.

Shamash managed to be the first Dwarf injured during the Massacre of Broken Luck during the initial plays, setting the trend for the rest of the game and once again putting a serious question mark about his toughness.

A braggart whose actual game performance rarely match his boastful personality and skills at taunting, Shamash is nevertheless a player the fans love, more akin to a pro-wrestling heel than an impact blocker.

Shamash has personally promised that the humiliating defeat suffered by the Annunakis against the Chaotic Team Ticklemonster will not be left unavenged, and has promised to improve his own level of play to show the new players the way to follow.

Development:

Guard (22 games!)
Ashur
#6
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
31
P
0
F
0
G
6
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Tackle
Thick Skull
Ashur has inherited the "unlucky number 6", the only jersey in the team to have been worn by more than one dwarf. He hopes to have better luck than his predecessors and anchor the Annunakis line of scrimmage for the seasons to come.
 
Lahar
#7
Bull Centaur Blitzer
MA
6
ST
4
AG
2
AV
9
R
177
B
279
P
0
F
0
G
34
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
14
Td
7
Mvp
3
GPP
64
XPP
0
SPP
64
Injuries
 
Skills
Sprint
Sure Feet
Thick Skull
Block
Break Tackle
Strip Ball
Tackle
Original member of the Annunaki Utd., Lahar chose to call himself as the Bull God of Fertility (wink, wink). Leading the team in casualties, he's an all-rounder posterboy for the Annunakis founding values, maiming and scoring.

Lahar managed to viciously injure the formidable rotter Vile Vilfred in the Massacre of Rotten Luck, but wasn't able to resume play in the second half, apparently exhausted by the sweltering heat of the day.

With the blocker core decimated in the game against Team Ticklemonster, Lahar has been put under more pressure, seeing how he's now one of the few original members remaining. He reached star status in his 32nd game.

Injuries caused (r marks players who retired immediately afterwards):
Virion (gouged eye), experienced High Elf Catcher, Aquamarine Tower Guild
Umukoro Kalmàr (smashed hip), experienced Halfling, London Broil (r)
Vile Vilfred (damaged back), superstar Rotter, Rotten Luck Rovers
Felix Tranghese (damaged back), rookie Skaven Lineman, Loud Mafia Rats
Pepperami (smashed ankle), star Ghoul, Not Quite Dead Meat (r)
Mekro II (pinched nerve), rookie Hobgoblin, Arkad Finest

Kills:
Manager, emerging Dwarf Blitzer, Les 7 Nains du Jardin

6 Touchdowns scored

Development: Block (3 games), Break Tackle (6 games), Tackle (13 games), Strip Ball (32 games)
Nimrod
#8
Hobgoblin
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
33
B
24
P
2
F
21
G
15
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
1
Td
1
Mvp
3
GPP
21
XPP
0
SPP
21
Injuries
 
Skills
Dirty Player
Wrestle
Named after a mythological king, Nimrod is the first player scouted by Ishkur that reaches the team. Known to be a really dirty player, Nimrod combines Dumu-zi-Abzu's viciousness with Marduk's rationality.

As a symbolic handover of the resident Hobgoblin psycho role, Nimrod was the one that beat up the injured Dumu-zi-Abzu after the latter was fired. This was met with a sigh of relief by the hobgoblins on the team, immediately followed by a worried silence when they realized what he actually did to his defenseless victim.

Development:
Dirty Player (3 games), Wrestle (9 games)
 
Ziusudra
#9
Hobgoblin
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
152
B
42
P
15
F
4
G
32
Cp
5
In
0
Cs
0
Td
3
Mvp
1
GPP
19
XPP
0
SPP
19
Injuries
 
Skills
+AG
Block
Ziusudra is an original member of the team. Is name is that of the man who survived the Deluge. He says he chose this name because his village was destroyed by a flood. This might be true, since the home town he put on the application form doesn't exist (anymore, at the very least).

Under menace of "severing their professional realtionship", Ziusudra started to display some interesting abilities, first and foremost an high agility and passing ability. This helped him not being cut. With a rusty knife. In many minuscule meat slabs.

Development:
+AG (13 games), Block (28 games)

3 touchdowns scored
Belet-Seri
#10
Hobgoblin
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
1
P
0
F
2
G
2
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Belet-Seri is named after the recorder of the dead. Promoted to the team from the minor leagues after Dumu-zi-Abzu's firing, he will make practice as a reserve before being slotted as the team's kicker.
 
Marduk
#11
Hobgoblin
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
337
B
76
P
6
F
1
G
31
Cp
5
In
0
Cs
2
Td
10
Mvp
4
GPP
59
XPP
0
SPP
59
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Kick-Off Return
Sure Hands
Tackle
Marduk chose the name of the Chief deity of Babylon, and showed his authority scoring the first ever touchdown made by the Annunakis in heroic fashion late in the team's second game. Because of this, he's also one of the two hobgoblins who doesn't have to share the factotum duty. Idol of the young Hobgoblins, Marduk is a skilled scorer and a competent defender, and a selfless teammate to top it off.

He lost an eye in the team's fift game against Sonntag Morgen Stammtisch, and although the injury doesn't limit his skills, he has sworn vengeance against the regular dwarfs.

Marduk played almost the full Massacre of Rotten Luck, and although he was knocked down late in the game, he still resisted more than every other Hobgoblin fielded by the Annunakis.

In the 23rd game for the Annunakis, Marduk reached Star status and was nominated vice-captain by popular demand. The demise of An and Enki solidified this making it permanent and much more than an honorary title.

10 Touchdowns scored


Development:
Block (3 games), Sure Hands (8 games), Tackle (15 games), Kick-off return (23 games)
Enkidu
#13
Bull Centaur Blitzer
MA
7
ST
4
AG
2
AV
9
R
62
B
150
P
-1
F
0
G
24
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
3
Td
7
Mvp
2
GPP
38
XPP
0
SPP
38
Injuries
n
Skills
Sprint
Sure Feet
Thick Skull
+MA
Block
Break Tackle
Good friend of the unlucky Gilgamesh, just as his name shows, Enkidu joined the team for their tenth game against the MegaOldManiacs. He recorded two casualties, showing a reckless abandon that suggests a bright future for him in this team.
Once again, Lahar is supposed to groom the young bull centaur into a killing and scoring machine.

Despite suffering a serious injury to his knee, Enkidu has proved to be a valuable asset for the Annunakis, showing incredible speed and generally following in the footsteps of his mentor. After the deaths suffered against PPP and Team Ticklemonster, Enkidu is now one of the most experienced player in the roster, and must transition from young up-and-comer to star for the team. He showed his increased maturity making his physical and scoring game better, killing an Ogre and scoring three touchdowns in the aftermath of the Ticklemonster game.

7 touchdowns scored

Development:
+MA (3 games), Block (9 games), Break Tackle (19 games)

Injuries:
Smashed knee against Analizers (7 games)

Confirmed kills:
Groterik II (experienced Ogre, Superstars of Mediocrity)