The original advertisements urged kids to "give Silversquirrel some nuts and watch him hide them for winter." The toy was meant to teach children the value of planning ahead, but focus groups proved they found it boring, and sales plummeted.

Reason for recall: nut-targeting system failed and several fathers were accidentally castrated

C3-POrcupine's spiny armor makes getting hit by him even more painful.

Reason for recall: poked out a few eyes

A toy that played catch with your son for you, so you could get some real work done.

Reason for recall: defect caused it to start tossing balls into traffic

Like it's predecessor the Beaverdrone 3000, the next model had the same glitches. Lumberjacks who bought this model were seriously disappointed when it violated several environmental protection acts.

Reason for recall: mass deforestation

Toy replicas of this former mascot and marketing icon of a multinational battery corporation had some defects.

Favourite musical instrument: drums
Reason for recall: mild electric shocks

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