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Kolath Ogrehack
#1
Black Orc Blocker
MA
4
ST
4
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
50
P
0
F
1
G
8
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
14
XPP
0
SPP
14
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Full name: Kolath Ogrehack
Player mentality: Disciplined
Squad status: Experienced
Reputation: Local
Achivement:
History: Kolath got hired after coach Shakall let Varag Ghoul-Chewer die on the pitch. He knows the deal. Kolath shows promise, hurts a dark elf in his first game. The hyeans got humiliated by humans. The only orc that could somewhat keep his head high is Kolath that showed that he have some blocking skill.
Urgar Eyegasher
#2
Black Orc Blocker
MA
4
ST
4
AG
2
AV
9
R
-2
B
110
P
-2
F
0
G
20
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
6
XPP
0
SPP
6
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Full name: Urgar Eyegasher
Position: Blocker
Player mentality: Happy
Squad status: Experienced
Reputation: Local
Achivement: First MVP. Record of most blocks without injuring an opponent, 102 and counting.
History: Urgar got voted MVP in the Hyenas premier game. He selflessly tied up the Rat-Ogre during the game maybe that's why he got the award. Urgar is week. His inability to injure even a linerat has angered his teammates. Shakall has spoken to him aswell and made it real clear that if he don't get his shit together his out of the Hyenas (game: 8). Since Shakall is lets say not that overly impressed by the blockers on the team he has started counting attempted blocks from them. Urgar has after 18 games manged to block a 102 times with out injuring a single opposing player. This is really making Shakall angry and since him letting Varag Ghoul-Chewer die on the pitch was not enough to change the blockers attitude he invited a new punishment - the pointy ears of shame! Since Urgar is the worst orc blocker ever to play blood bowl he now have to wear fake elf ears on game day. He will keep them on until he can pass them on to who ever makes a worse job. Oh Urgar did not like this but he as all the other orcs have to much respect for Shakall to oppose the decision. Urgar also accepts this because he do understand that this pantsy elf style blocking he's been displaying is not acceptable. Hell even the original Bite-me Speerz manged to hurt a beatman ones before she had to flee from the jealous black orcs.

In Urgars 19th game he dies, the crowed goes silent and the Hyeans wait for Shakalls move. Shakall had sworen he would let him die that day on the pitch but he got second thoughts and waved to Babak that run in and managed to save his life. Urgar came back late in the game and manged to pass the ball, 105 weak-ass blocks and now he manged a pass. Shakall has realized that Urgar Eyegasher is a somewhat special kinda orc. Actually it seems he don't even minda wearing those elf ears and is always running around with a smile on his face. Well Shakall had a word with him and said he wasn't upset no more but that Urgar had to practise harder on his blocks. It seemed to work those kind words from the Coach because he has gotten better on blocking.
 
Urgash Axe-Biter
#3
Black Orc Blocker
MA
4
ST
4
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
97
P
0
F
0
G
19
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
12
XPP
0
SPP
12
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Full name: Urgash Axe-Biter
Position: Blocker
Player mentality: Soft
Squad status: Experienced
Reputation: Local
Achivement:
History: Sits out game #3 with a broken jaw. Urgash has made 89 blocks and made one casualty so far in 17 games. He's next inline to wear the 'pointy ears of shame' if Urgar gets his shit together. Hopefully knowing this will wake him up from his slumber. Urgash looked good today and actually gor voted MVP. He looks like he gained some confidence from this and he will prove more usefull for the team shortly Shakall belives.
Da Rock
#4
Black Orc Blocker
MA
4
ST
4
AG
2
AV
9
R
19
B
122
P
0
F
0
G
20
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
5
Td
2
Mvp
1
GPP
21
XPP
0
SPP
21
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Side Step
Full name: Da Rock
Position: Blocker
Player mentality: Fearless
Squad status: Veteran
Reputation: Local
Achivement:
History: Da Rock hurts a dwarf and get voted MVP. Here comes the hot stepper. After eight games Da Rock is the only black orc that can brag about his blocking (casualties: III). Da rock, da rock, da rock is on fire! First he hurts the star player Helmut Wulf then he actually picks up the ball and roll in for a decicive 3-1 victory. MVP? Well yet again it goes to one of the lineorcs. Da Rock does not like this one bit. The veteran is so fired up, that he actually goes back and hit stuff at the training stadium until he falls asleep right there on the turf.
 
Azhag the Slaughterer
#5
Blitzer
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
413
B
64
P
10
F
0
G
20
Cp
3
In
0
Cs
3
Td
14
Mvp
2
GPP
61
XPP
0
SPP
61
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
+MA
Dodge
Sure Hands
Tackle
Full name: Azhag the Slaughterer
Position: Running-back/ sweeper
Player mentality: Fearless
Squad status: Emerging star
Reputation: Regional
Achivement: Top scorer: IX. First pass for the team.
History: Azhag scores the two first TD's for the team in the Hyenas first victory. Azhag is harder to knock down then the rest of the blitzers. After scoring the winning TD he showed the fans who got the safest hands on the team. The running-bak just keeps running in the TD's for the team. Azhag scores another two in a 2-1 victory over some elves and boy is he fast. Retires a super skink and hands Grimgor two TD's, Azhag got style. After scoring two TD's and securing the win Shakall sat down with Azhag. The coach explained that he needed some one to be able to tackle the more agile players out there and he could only trust Azhag to actually understand what that ment. Proud to be singled out as the brightest of the blitzers Azhag the slaughterer hit the training ground.
Trok Elfspliiter
#6
Blitzer
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
0
B
2
P
0
F
0
G
1
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Full name: Trok Elfspliiter
Position: Blitzer
Player mentality: Mean
Squad status: Rookie (Trok is back from retirement)
Reputation: Regional
Achivement: Killed three players so far. Trok had to retire after a change of rules. Players were no longer allowed to hurl themselves on downed players. Fair enough but Trok kept on doing it even in practice. After spending some time if he's back to re-learn what he once excelled at, hitting and hitting hard.
History: Trok packs a mean punsh, he kills a rat in his first game and gives a maurauder a serious concussion in his second game. Happy, happy, joy, joy, Trok kills a dwarf. Actually it was selfdefence. Trok won his first MVP in his fifth game, he celebrated as any orc would he thinks. He woke up the day after with an immense hang-over and the MVP award missing. The teams seventh game is their first draw. Trok is not so disapointed as the other players since he managed to kill a human named Hubert. He also hurt another human and is now somewhat a veteran for the team. It's clear that he's a bit of freak and he just wont stay down. Trok Elfspliiter has yet to play a team of elves but with his amazing three kills so far he feels ready. Trok finally get's to play vs some darkelves. Maybe he's to fired up since he manged to break some ribs while blocking an elf and thus sits out game #10. Oh they shame, the shame. Finally Trok hurts an elf for real, fractured skull feels so good. Trok Elfspliiter scored a TD in his last game. Trok doesn't want to be remembered like the orc scoring TD's so he went back to training on hurting people. The training payed of and he now knows how to use his full body weight in the blocks.
 
Hak Demoncutter
#7
Blitzer
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
2
B
118
P
1
F
0
G
18
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
7
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
19
XPP
0
SPP
19
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Guard
Mighty Blow
Full name: Hak Demoncutter
Position: Blitzer
Player mentality: Fearless
Squad status: Veteran
Reputation: Local
Achivement:
History: Hak started strong with two casualties in his first game. Sits out game number three after he smashed his head on an Ogres head. In the Hyeans first draw Hak manges another injury and it's obvious that he to pack a mean punch. Hak retires a darkelf blitzer in this victory. The man of the hour. Hak hates everything but maybe elves the most.
Grimgor Ironclaw
#8
Blitzer
MA
6
ST
4
AG
4
AV
9
R
71
B
96
P
-4
F
0
G
18
Cp
2
In
0
Cs
3
Td
5
Mvp
1
GPP
28
XPP
0
SPP
28
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
+AG
+ST
Full name: Grimgor Ironclaw
Position: Blitzer
Player mentality: Profesionall
Squad status: Veteran
Reputation: Local
Achivement:
History: Grimgor is a well rounded player and after fracturing a hobgoblin skull and making a pass it looks like Grimgor actually is a bit more agile then the avarage orc. Grimgor did work his heart out in this slaughter, coach Shakall saw it and the fans felt it. It seems he be missing game number 13 due to a gouged eye. Babak the bonemender gave him something for a quicker recovery that seemed to have granted Grimgor some extraordinary strength.

Grimgor sits out the Hyeans game number 16 after Da Rock fails Grimgor and the team.
 
Vargaz Headstomper
#9
Lineman
MA
5
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
0
B
41
P
0
F
6
G
20
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
14
XPP
0
SPP
14
Injuries
 
Skills
Wrestle
Full name: Vargaz Headstomper
Position:
Player mentality: Tough
Squad status: Experienced
Reputation: Local
Achivement: First foul.
History: Vargaz did the first foul and broke the neck and retired a gutter-runner in the Hyenas premier game. In his third game Vargaz smashes a hand on a skeleton. Vargaz Headstomper is not joking around. The old wrestler Vargaz finally got his first MVP and it felt great!
Gorbad Ironhide
#10
Lineman
MA
5
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
6
B
49
P
3
F
3
G
19
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
8
XPP
0
SPP
8
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Full name: Gorbad Ironhide
Position:
Player mentality:
Squad status: Experienced
Reputation: Local
Achivement:
History: Gorbad won his first MVP probably just the fans way of spiting the Black orcs.
 
Gorbag Slicer
#11
Lineman
MA
5
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
-1
B
46
P
2
F
13
G
19
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
3
GPP
16
XPP
0
SPP
16
Injuries
 
Skills
Dirty Player
Wrestle
Full name: Gorbag Slicer
Position:
Player mentality:
Squad status: Veteran
Reputation: Local
Achivement: Fan favourite (III)
History: After a horrible loss (the teams first) Gorbag is awarded with his second MVP. Why him? Well they had to chose someone and maybe the fact that he managed the games only foul was enough. Shakall wants all his linemen to wrestle so off to practise you go. The Slicer picks up yet another MVP. The Black orcs that have a combined amount of two MVP's are talking about slicing the Slicer. Gorbag better not brag and keep an eye over his shoulder. It had been a horrible game and it was allready decided, it was a draw. Gorbag thought to himself, why don't I pick up the ball and try and pass it? Big misstake, the whole team laughed at him. Gorbag thougth to himself that he had to redeem himself somehow. He went to coach Shakall for advise. Shakall said "Son there is only one thing to do, learn to foul. The world is full of lineorcs and nobody cares, until one of them gently stomps them in the face". Gorbag have practised his fouling and is now considered an expert. In games hed tried it five times before without the referee interfering. In his latest game he knew excactly what to do. As soon as the Ogre hit the ground nad his mates had him surounded he ran up and put the boot in. This resultet in a stunned Ogre and Gorbag watching the rest of the game from the dug-out. Bummer. Next game was another shit game for the Hyeans but Gorbag had a field day, me managed to kill on elf and break the jaw on another on only three fouls before he got surfed by the wicked witch. The rest of the game he was unconcious.
Yera Bonecruncher
#12
Troll
MA
4
ST
5
AG
1
AV
9
R
0
B
24
P
0
F
0
G
9
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
2
XPP
0
SPP
2
Injuries
 
Skills
Always Hungry
Loner
Mighty Blow
Really Stupid
Regeneration
Throw Team-Mate
Full name: Yera 'the cursed' Bonecruncher
Position:
Player mentality: Dumb and lazy (even for a troll)
Squad status: Rookie
Reputation: Local
Achivement:
History: Shakall finally found his matriarc for his hyeans, Yera. First game she appeares is the worst slaughter the orcs seen, unfortunally they are the prey. Hence Yera becomes known as the cursed one.

Well after seven games Yera 'the Cursed' Bonecruncher been costing the Hyeans quit a few victories and alot of gold. The only bones she been crunshing has been that off hundres of chickens that they keep buying for her at the market. The last game the team actually won and that was probably becasue Yera spent most of it on the sideline. She even got injured but she's to spaced out to even notice that so she just came back to the reservs after getting some burgers from Nurgle King.
 
Bite-me Speerz
#13
Goblin
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
1
B
2
P
0
F
2
G
8
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Full name: Bite-me Speerz
Position: Cheer leader
Player mentality: Sneaky diva
Squad status: Rookie
Reputation: National
Achivement:
History: The original Bite-me Speerz had to flee but the fans could not know. Solution, dress some random goblin up and let him play for the team. Nobody remembers his real name, from now on he's just plain old Bite-me.