Open Heimer heard something about smashing everything into tiny pieces so that they'd continue smashing each other into even tinier pieces. He was quite intrigued by it.

Prof. White is quite uncertain about the principles of his team.

Prof. Plank will go the whole nine yard, one Plank's length, to hit other players.

Dr. Fist wants to discover what keeps the world together.... and then undo it.

This orc committed his life to make others understand the solar system.
Yet the teaching methods are not quite well developed, at the moment he tries to hit people until they see start.

Dirac tries to distribute the enemies.

Is the cat alive? Or is it dead?
Normally you don't lose the box it is in, but the Dr. managed to do just that.

After Dr. Fine Man got stripped of his title due to incompetence on the field of battle (also known as being beaten to death by a troll), he was reincarnated, though only as Mr. Fine Man.
Still a gentleman, he tries to stomp people where the sun does not shine.