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Conan the Cimmerian
#1
Ogre
MA
6
ST
5
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
22
P
0
F
0
G
4
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
9
XPP
0
SPP
9
Injuries
Skills
Bone-head
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Throw Team-Mate
+MA
Permanent Injuries or Kills
"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women!"
"For us, there is no spring. Just the wind that smells fresh before the storm."
"Crom laughs at your four winds. He laughs from his mountain."
"For us, there is no spring. Just the wind that smells fresh before the storm."
"Crom laughs at your four winds. He laughs from his mountain."
Douglas Quaid
#2
Runt Punter
MA
5
ST
5
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
4
P
0
F
0
G
1
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
2
XPP
0
SPP
2
Injuries
Skills
Bone-head
Kick Team-Mate
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Permanent Injuries or Kills
"Consider that a divorce!"
"Now get your ass to Mars!"
"I just had a terrible thought: what if this is a dream?"
"See you at the party Richter!"
"Sue me dickhead"
"Now get your ass to Mars!"
"I just had a terrible thought: what if this is a dream?"
"See you at the party Richter!"
"Sue me dickhead"
Ben Richards
#3
Ogre
MA
5
ST
5
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
70
P
0
F
0
G
11
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
7
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
19
XPP
0
SPP
19
Injuries
Skills
Bone-head
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Throw Team-Mate
Guard
Stand Firm
Permanent Injuries or Kills
"I don't do requests"
"Hey, lighthead! Hey Christmas tree!"
"Give you a lift?"
"It's Showtime!"
"Killian, here's your Subzero, now plain zero."
"Hello cutie pie, one of us is in deep trouble."
"Women. Can't live with 'em, can't live... with 'em."
"I'll be back!"
"Hey, lighthead! Hey Christmas tree!"
"Give you a lift?"
"It's Showtime!"
"Killian, here's your Subzero, now plain zero."
"Hello cutie pie, one of us is in deep trouble."
"Women. Can't live with 'em, can't live... with 'em."
"I'll be back!"
Buzzsaw
#5
Gnoblar
MA
5
ST
1
AG
3
AV
5
R
19
B
8
P
0
F
0
G
22
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
7
XPP
0
SPP
7
Injuries
Skills
Disposable
Dodge
Right Stuff
Side Step
Stunty
Titchy
Diving Tackle
Permanent Injuries or Kills
"I love this saw! It's a part of me... now I'm gonna make it part of *you*!"
Detective John Kimble
#6
Ogre
MA
5
ST
5
AG
3
AV
9
R
121
B
79
P
5
F
0
G
19
Cp
3
In
0
Cs
4
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
21
XPP
0
SPP
21
Injuries
Skills
Bone-head
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Throw Team-Mate
+AG
Break Tackle
Permanent Injuries or Kills
"It's not a tumor! It's not a tumor. At all! "
"No more complaining. No more "Mr. Kimble, I have to go the bathroom". Nothing!"
"Stop whining! You kids are soft. You lack discipline."
"We're going to play a wonderful game called, Who is my daddy and what does he do?"
"You hit a kid, I hit you."
"No more complaining. No more "Mr. Kimble, I have to go the bathroom". Nothing!"
"Stop whining! You kids are soft. You lack discipline."
"We're going to play a wonderful game called, Who is my daddy and what does he do?"
"You hit a kid, I hit you."
Dynamo
#7
Gnoblar
MA
5
ST
1
AG
3
AV
5
R
9
B
6
P
0
F
3
G
23
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
10
XPP
0
SPP
10
Injuries
Skills
Disposable
Dodge
Right Stuff
Side Step
Stunty
Titchy
Diving Tackle
Permanent Injuries or Kills
"Thought it was pretty funny out there in the zone? What's the matter now bitch, why aren't you laughing?"
"Come to me, my love." [electrocutes Weiss]
"Come to me, my love." [electrocutes Weiss]
Richter
#8
Gnoblar
MA
5
ST
1
AG
3
AV
5
R
9
B
5
P
0
F
2
G
23
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
5
XPP
0
SPP
5
Injuries
Skills
Disposable
Dodge
Right Stuff
Side Step
Stunty
Titchy
Permanent Injuries or Kills
"See you at the party"
"We can't let him run around. He knows too much."
[yelling to his men] "He's got a hologram!"
"We can't let him run around. He knows too much."
[yelling to his men] "He's got a hologram!"
Damon Killian
#9
Gnoblar
MA
5
ST
1
AG
3
AV
5
R
0
B
1
P
0
F
1
G
10
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
5
XPP
0
SPP
5
Injuries
Skills
Disposable
Dodge
Right Stuff
Side Step
Stunty
Titchy
Permanent Injuries or Kills
"You bastard! Drop dead!"
"Hi, cutie pie. You know one of us is in deep trouble. You know who I am?"
"What's the matter? Steroids make you deaf?"
"Ladies and Gentlemen, this is... just horrible."
"We have one hell of a show for you tonight."
"Let's reunite these two lovebirds!"
"Hi, cutie pie. You know one of us is in deep trouble. You know who I am?"
"What's the matter? Steroids make you deaf?"
"Ladies and Gentlemen, this is... just horrible."
"We have one hell of a show for you tonight."
"Let's reunite these two lovebirds!"
Thulsa Doom
#10
Gnoblar
MA
5
ST
1
AG
3
AV
5
R
13
B
3
P
0
F
1
G
13
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
1
Mvp
1
GPP
8
XPP
0
SPP
8
Injuries
-st
Skills
Disposable
Dodge
Right Stuff
Side Step
Stunty
Titchy
Diving Tackle
Permanent Injuries or Kills
"That is strength, boy! That is power! What is steel compared to the hand that wields it? Look at the strength in your body, the desire in your heart, I gave you this! Such a waste. Contemplate this on the tree of woe. Crucify him!"
"Now they will know why they are afraid of the dark. Now they learn why they fear the night."
"Purging is at last at hand. Day of Doom is here. All that is evil, all their allies; your parents, your leaders, those who would call themselves your judges; those who have lied and corrupted the Earth, they shall all be cleansed."
"Infidel Defilers. They shall all drown in lakes of blood."
"You broke into my house, stole my property, murdered by servants and my pets, and THAT is what grieves me the most! You killed my snake..."
"Now they will know why they are afraid of the dark. Now they learn why they fear the night."
"Purging is at last at hand. Day of Doom is here. All that is evil, all their allies; your parents, your leaders, those who would call themselves your judges; those who have lied and corrupted the Earth, they shall all be cleansed."
"Infidel Defilers. They shall all drown in lakes of blood."
"You broke into my house, stole my property, murdered by servants and my pets, and THAT is what grieves me the most! You killed my snake..."
Thorgrim
#11
Gnoblar
MA
5
ST
1
AG
3
AV
5
R
2
B
0
P
1
F
0
G
6
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
Skills
Disposable
Dodge
Right Stuff
Side Step
Stunty
Titchy
Permanent Injuries or Kills
[Thulsa Doom] "You broke into my house, stole my property, murdered my servants, and my PETS! And that is what grieves me the most! You killed my snake. Thorgrim is beside himself with grief! He raised that snake from the time it was born."
[impaled by a trap] "Errrghrawkk...erggh"
[impaled by a trap] "Errrghrawkk...erggh"
Captain Freedom
#12
Gnoblar
MA
5
ST
1
AG
3
AV
5
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
0
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
Skills
Disposable
Dodge
Right Stuff
Side Step
Stunty
Titchy
Permanent Injuries or Kills
"I don't need this crap! [strips off gear] This stuff is garbage! I was killing guys like this ten years ago with my bare hands! I'm not going for any of these tricks! This is a sport of death and honor, Code of the Gladiators!"
"Are you ready for suffering? If the answer is yes, then you're ready for Captain Freedom's workout. Yes, it's America's own Captain Freedom, 10-time national champion."
"Are you ready for suffering? If the answer is yes, then you're ready for Captain Freedom's workout. Yes, it's America's own Captain Freedom, 10-time national champion."
Vilos Cohaagen
#13
Gnoblar
MA
5
ST
1
AG
3
AV
5
R
0
B
4
P
0
F
2
G
7
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
Skills
Disposable
Dodge
Right Stuff
Side Step
Stunty
Titchy
Permanent Injuries or Kills
"Great, 'cause otherwise, I'll erase your ass!"
"Uh-uh, Princess. We're having you fixed. You're gonna be respectful, compliant, and appreciative... the way a woman should be. "
"Who told you to THINK? I don't give you enough information to THINK! You do as you're told, THAT'S WHAT YOU DO!"
"You're nothing! You're nobody! You're a stupid dream! Well, all dreams come to an end. "
"Uh-uh, Princess. We're having you fixed. You're gonna be respectful, compliant, and appreciative... the way a woman should be. "
"Who told you to THINK? I don't give you enough information to THINK! You do as you're told, THAT'S WHAT YOU DO!"
"You're nothing! You're nobody! You're a stupid dream! Well, all dreams come to an end. "
Lori Quaid
#14
Gnoblar
MA
5
ST
1
AG
3
AV
5
R
44
B
7
P
0
F
3
G
24
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
3
Mvp
2
GPP
19
XPP
0
SPP
19
Injuries
Skills
Disposable
Dodge
Right Stuff
Side Step
Stunty
Titchy
Catch
Sprint
Permanent Injuries or Kills
"Doug, honey... you wouldn't hurt me, would you, sweetheart? Sweetheart, be reasonable. After all, we're married!"
[Kicks Doug in the face] "That's for making me come to Mars." [kicks his groin]"You know how much I hate this fucking planet!"
"My poor baby. This is getting to be an obsession."
"You wouldn't kill me, would you, honey? After all we've been through...?"
[Kicks Doug in the face] "That's for making me come to Mars." [kicks his groin]"You know how much I hate this fucking planet!"
"My poor baby. This is getting to be an obsession."
"You wouldn't kill me, would you, honey? After all we've been through...?"
Bennett
#16
Gnoblar
MA
5
ST
1
AG
3
AV
5
R
0
B
3
P
0
F
0
G
5
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
Skills
Disposable
Dodge
Right Stuff
Side Step
Stunty
Titchy
Permanent Injuries or Kills
"I don't need the gun John. I can beat you. I DON'T NEED NO GUN!"
"Your soldiers are nothing. Matrix and I can kill every single one of them in the blink of an eye. Remember that."
"Do you know what today is Matrix? Pay day!"
"Your soldiers are nothing. Matrix and I can kill every single one of them in the blink of an eye. Remember that."
"Do you know what today is Matrix? Pay day!"