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The fatter you are, the better chance you have at winning in 'Spin the Bottle'
#1
Ogre
MA
5
ST
5
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
47
P
0
F
0
G
10
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
2
XPP
0
SPP
2
Injuries
Skills
Bone-head
Loner
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Throw Team-Mate
Spicy food is like BDSM for your mouth
#2
Thrower
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
140
B
31
P
-1
F
0
G
10
Cp
2
In
0
Cs
2
Td
5
Mvp
0
GPP
21
XPP
0
SPP
21
Injuries
Skills
Pass
Sure Hands
Block
Leader
Normals: Leader
Doubles: Dodge
Doubles: Dodge
Birthday gifts are like participation prizes for life
#3
Catcher
MA
8
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
0
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
Skills
Catch
Dodge
There are only two days in your lifetime that aren't 24 hours long
#4
Blitzer
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
8
B
71
P
-1
F
0
G
10
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
2
Td
1
Mvp
2
GPP
18
XPP
0
SPP
18
Injuries
Skills
Block
Guard
Mighty Blow
Normals: Stand Firm/Tackle
Doubles: Dodge
Doubles: Dodge
"One of the servers just died." Industry really changes severity. IT - bad. Restaurant - Really bad.
#5
Blitzer
MA
7
ST
4
AG
3
AV
8
R
16
B
97
P
0
F
0
G
10
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
8
Td
4
Mvp
1
GPP
33
XPP
0
SPP
33
Injuries
Skills
Block
+ST
Mighty Blow
Tackle
Normals: Guard/Stand Firm/
Doubles: Dodge
Doubles: Dodge
If you have one choice you actually have zero choices
#6
Blitzer
MA
8
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
70
B
64
P
2
F
0
G
10
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
4
Td
8
Mvp
2
GPP
42
XPP
0
SPP
42
Injuries
Skills
Block
+MA
Dodge
Stand Firm
Normals: Shadowing/Tackle/Guard
Doubles: None
Doubles: None
The male equivalent of I'll be ready in 10 minutes is, "Honey theres only 2 minutes left in the game
#7
Blitzer
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
15
B
37
P
0
F
0
G
7
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
1
Mvp
3
GPP
22
XPP
0
SPP
22
Injuries
Skills
Block
Guard
Mighty Blow
Normals: Stand Firm
Doubles: Dodge
Doubles: Dodge
Google is basically just 'Ctrl+F' for the whole internet
#8
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
0
B
16
P
0
F
1
G
7
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
2
XPP
0
SPP
2
Injuries
Skills
The fact that the term "phonetic alphabet" has no 'F's in it is somewhat ironic
#9
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
0
B
1
P
0
F
0
G
1
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
Skills
An underrated perk of being an adult is you no longer outgrow your clothes
#10
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
0
B
4
P
0
F
0
G
3
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
6
XPP
0
SPP
6
Injuries
Skills
Wrestle
If pigs could fly I bet their wings would taste delicious
#11
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
-2
B
36
P
1
F
1
G
10
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
8
XPP
0
SPP
8
Injuries
Skills
Wrestle
Earth is a dinosaur planet, and humans are just mutants left over after the apocalypse
#12
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
0
B
5
P
0
F
0
G
6
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
Skills