The 3rd generation to play backup Flesh Golem position for Badass Monkey, after Insane Monkey and Stupid Donkey both ended their careers either through injury-forced retirement, or sadly, death.

Has outlived well beyond those two and holds down the centre vitally for the Monkeys. While not quite the SPP hog that his counterpart and lead Flesh Golem Crazy Pills is, he still takes his quota of hits and hands them out as well.

Really came into his own when he gained his 2nd +AG and discovered his amazing ball-handling and dodging abilities.

Has racked up 35 passes in his past 15 or so matches, allowing Mad Emu to play a catcher's role and run wide for Ian to provide the TD Pass, freeing up the entire team. Berserk Cow has also greatly benefited from Ian's passing prowess.

Will soon become the #1 Active Necromantic Passer, and then who knows - Fro'de, look out. If he can stay injury-free, besides his -av which hardly hampers his play at all, then he could certainly go down in history as one of the greatest passers ever.