Molydeus came out of nowhere and rocked us all. Originally meant to be a support player for Ultroloth, he has seized a sizeable portion of the spotlight in a very short time and is at the moment our third top scorer. And for some reason, Ultroloth does not seem to see him as a threat. In fact, he appears to have taken him under his wing, giving him personal coaching and keeping assassins off his back. His reasons for doing so remain a mystery to us all, but one thing is for sure: the team has benefited greatly from their cooperation.

When the Fiends entered a period marked by numerous injuries and a tragic losing streak, Ultroloth emerged as the true leader of the team. He now leads the team in both touchdowns and casualties, and has remained free of injuries so far. He has been deemed so vital to the team's success that Management has, in a highly controversial statement, expressly forbid any assassination attempts against him.

Marraenoloth is our big strong guy. He's notoriously reliable when you want some pansy high elf stomped into the turf, and when he carries the ball, noone dares to mess with him.

It's not easy getting attention as the assistant thrower to Arcanoloth, but noone can say Mane isn't doing a good job job trying. His particular area of expertise is retrieving the ball from sticky situations and putting it in the right hands afterwards. If Arcanoloth ever fails us, there's a very talented young player eagerly waiting to take his place.