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Captain Kan'on
#1
Troll
MA
4
ST
5
AG
1+
PA
-
AV
9+
R
0
B
26
P
0
F
0
G
5
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
0
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
4
XPP
0
SS
0
SPP
4
Injuries
 
Skills
Always Hungry
Loner
Mighty Blow
Projectile Vomit
Really Stupid
Regeneration
Thick Skull
Throw Team-Mate
The tribe's goblin tossing troll, Captain Kan'on got his name since the Orcs knew that the "captain" was the one who "made the ship go", which here means "pushes the boat" and "Kan'ons" are things that throw heavy weights far away.

Touchdowns: 0

Casualties Caused: 2

Passes Completed: 0

Goblins Thrown: 0

Goblins Eaten: 0
Fist Mate Kidd
#2
Black Orc
MA
5
ST
4
AG
2+
PA
-
AV
9+
R
-1
B
39
P
0
F
0
G
5
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
3
Td
0
Mvp
2
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
16
XPP
0
SS
0
SPP
16
Injuries
m
Skills
Brawler
Grab
Block
Guard
Kidd is the second biggest orc in the tribe, so named himself the second in command. However, the idea of "first mate" confused him. Fist mate however better described his role in the tribe anyway.

He took the name Kidd after a pirate who buried a load of treasure somewhere, and it is Kidd's goal in life to find it. Exactly how is going to find it or what he would even do with it hasn't cross his mind.

Touchdowns: 0

Casualties Caused: 3

Passes Completed: 0

Attempts to Kill Admiral Black Shih: 44
 
Admiral Black Shih
#3
Black Orc
MA
5
ST
4
AG
2+
PA
-
AV
9+
R
35
B
30
P
0
F
0
G
5
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
1
Mvp
1
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
8
XPP
0
SS
0
SPP
8
Injuries
 
Skills
Brawler
Grab
Leader
He was once the tribe's warboss. He learned that "Admiral" was basically a warboss of the sea, so he adopted that name along with "Black" of a bearded pirate who terrorized the Empire's coast, and "Shih" from a pirate admiral who operated south of the Kingdom of Ind.

Touchdowns: 1

Casualties Caused: 0

Passes Completed: 0

Survived Mutinies: 43.
Chaplain Vane
#4
Black Orc
MA
5
ST
4
AG
2+
PA
-
AV
9+
R
9
B
8
P
0
F
0
G
2
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
5
XPP
0
SS
0
SPP
5
Injuries
 
Skills
Brawler
Grab
The "religious" guide of the ship, Vane interprets Admiral Shih's "visions" from Mork into something that could theoretically apply to a game of blood bowl. He took the name Vane after a notoriously cruel pirate as his "interpretations" requires goblin torture for some nebulous reason.

Touchdowns: 0

Casualties Caused: 2

Passes Completed: 0

Correctly Interpreted Visions: 6

Misinterpreted Visions: 78
 
Angry Rodgers
#5
Black Orc
MA
5
ST
4
AG
2+
PA
-
AV
9+
R
11
B
14
P
0
F
0
G
4
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
0
XPP
0
SS
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Brawler
Grab
The creator of the tribe's emblem, Angry Rodgers is under the mistaken impression that "Rodgers" is a magical human who is on every single pirate ship who only appears right before an attack.

Touchdowns: 0

Casualties Caused: 0

Passes Completed: 0

Times he was Jolly: 2
Midshiporc Jack
#6
Black Orc
MA
5
ST
4
AG
2+
PA
-
AV
9+
R
5
B
31
P
0
F
0
G
5
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
1
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
9
XPP
0
SS
0
SPP
9
Injuries
 
Skills
Brawler
Grab
Block
A younger Big Un', midship orc is on the bottom of the crew, just above the goblins in rank. Yet, Jack aspires to be better, taking the name of a fictional pirate who has fought skeletons, zombie sharks, giant monsters, and even the goddess of the sea herself. One day he hopes he can do all of these things, thinking this will somehow make him Captain.

Touchdowns: 0

Casualties Caused: 1

Passes Completed: 0

Skeletons Killed: 0

Zombies Killed: 0

Goddesses killed: 0
 
Boarder Bellamy
#7
Black Orc
MA
5
ST
4
AG
2+
PA
-
AV
9+
R
10
B
27
P
0
F
0
G
5
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
0
XPP
0
SS
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Brawler
Grab
The first one into any fight, Bellamy throws himself at any challenge or challenger, regardless of if it's a sane idea to even try. Bellamy took his name from the so called "Prince" of pirates, the richest pirate of them all.

Touchdowns: 0

Casualties Caused: 0

Passes Completed: 0

Times he threw the first punch in a match: 0
Steward Hornigold
#8
Goblin Bruiser
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3+
PA
-
AV
8+
R
25
B
7
P
1
F
4
G
5
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
1
Mvp
0
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
5
XPP
0
SS
0
SPP
5
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Thick Skull
The "commander" of the goblins, Hornigold ego is only matched by his cowardice. He took his name from a pirate that became a pirate hunter. He hopes this name will give him luck against his fellow crewmembers in the unlikely hopes of one day ruling the crew himself.

Touchdowns: 1

Casualties Caused: 1

Passes Completed: 0

Foul Causalities: 1

Time he has been given respect by the orcs: 1
 
Cook Cheung
#9
Goblin Bruiser
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3+
PA
-
AV
8+
R
6
B
4
P
0
F
3
G
5
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
0
XPP
0
SS
0
SPP
0
Injuries
-ma, m
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Thick Skull
The crew's primary food provider, Cook Cheung mostly wants to avoid the attention of the bigger members of the crew by getting them too full to want to beat him up and/or eat him. He took his name after a pirate that became part of the army, hoping one day to be able to slip away from this madness and join a goblin team.

Touchdowns: 0

Casualties Caused: 0

Passes Completed: 0

Fouls Causalities: 0

Times he has accidentally poisoned the crew: 4

Failed escape attempts: 23
Hacker Gottfrid
#10
Goblin Bruiser
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3+
PA
-
AV
8+
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
0
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
0
XPP
0
SS
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Thick Skull
A Goblin who spends too much time in the brig surfing on bloodnet, Gottfrid found a new form of piracy. Instead of pillaging over the waves of the sea, you pirate over the waves of bloodnet, stealing the property of others without the risk of dying horribly in a boarding action or troll dinner confusion. Gottfrid took his name after the greatest digital Pirate of all who has entire Bay of ill-gotten digital goods somewhere up in Norsica.

Touchdowns: 0

Casualties Caused: 0

Passes Completed: 0

Fouls Causalities: 0

Number of illegally downloaded blood bowl matches: 2009
 
Spare Rations Edward
#11
Goblin Bruiser
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3+
PA
-
AV
8+
R
7
B
2
P
0
F
5
G
4
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
1
Mvp
0
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
3
XPP
0
SS
0
SPP
3
Injuries
-ma
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Thick Skull
The goblin the troll has been hungrily eying the most, Spare Rations Edward managed to convince the others that Edward is not the name of several of the most terrifying pirates of all time. With being named after several pirates, Edward is sure he will rise above his position and not end up eaten by the troll.

Touchdowns: 1

Casualties Caused: 0

Passes Completed: 0

Foul Casualties: 0

Times almost eaten by troll: 0