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Snotgobbler
#1
Troll
MA
4
ST
5
AG
1
AV
9
R
0
B
12
P
0
F
0
G
2
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
Skills
Always Hungry
Loner
Mighty Blow
Really Stupid
Regeneration
Throw Team-Mate
Grabbgit Headsqueezer
#2
Goblin
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
5
B
4
P
0
F
0
G
4
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
1st Game against BASTARDS OF BREWING
2 Blocks and carried the ball for 5 yards. THE BARE MINIMUM EXPECTED. So. In summary DID SWEET FUCK ALL except the bare minimum.
2nd Game against PHOSPHORIC HAWKS
Absoloutely nothing. Nada. Hurt in turn 3 and the blood stain was more noticable than his play. Will have to play a big match to keep his place.
2 Blocks and carried the ball for 5 yards. THE BARE MINIMUM EXPECTED. So. In summary DID SWEET FUCK ALL except the bare minimum.
2nd Game against PHOSPHORIC HAWKS
Absoloutely nothing. Nada. Hurt in turn 3 and the blood stain was more noticable than his play. Will have to play a big match to keep his place.
Noblet Sharpcut
#4
Goblin
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
2
B
4
P
1
F
1
G
3
Cp
0
In
1
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
2
XPP
0
SPP
2
Injuries
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
1st Game against BASTARDS OF BREWING
Whoopty-Shit. Noblet made a block. Otherwise, did absolutely SWEET FA
2nd Game against PHOSPHORIC HAWKS
Did not play.
Whoopty-Shit. Noblet made a block. Otherwise, did absolutely SWEET FA
2nd Game against PHOSPHORIC HAWKS
Did not play.
Snotrit One-finger Beetlecrusher
#5
Goblin
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
4
P
0
F
1
G
3
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
1st Game against BASTARDS OF BREWING
With a name that good you'd think he be able to pull something out of the bag and contribute more than 2 blocks, but in fact did absolutely SWEET FA
2nd Game against PHOSPHORIC HAWKS
Punched around the field for a few turns before being broken. Contributed SWEET FA.
With a name that good you'd think he be able to pull something out of the bag and contribute more than 2 blocks, but in fact did absolutely SWEET FA
2nd Game against PHOSPHORIC HAWKS
Punched around the field for a few turns before being broken. Contributed SWEET FA.
Snargi Whaaag Seeker
#6
Goblin
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
21
B
3
P
0
F
0
G
4
Cp
0
In
1
Cs
0
Td
2
Mvp
0
GPP
8
XPP
0
SPP
8
Injuries
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Side Step
1st Game vs BASTARDS OF BREWING
1 pant-filling, sock-changing fear-filled TOUCHDOWN
2nd Game against PHOSPHORIC HAWKS
Treated like a tackle bag by the horrible elveses before being badly hurt in the early stages of the second half. Up to SWEET FA.
1 pant-filling, sock-changing fear-filled TOUCHDOWN
2nd Game against PHOSPHORIC HAWKS
Treated like a tackle bag by the horrible elveses before being badly hurt in the early stages of the second half. Up to SWEET FA.
Grub
#7
Troll
MA
4
ST
5
AG
1
AV
9
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
0
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
Skills
Always Hungry
Loner
Mighty Blow
Really Stupid
Regeneration
Throw Team-Mate
Ukla Butterfingers
#8
Looney
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
4
P
0
F
3
G
4
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
5
XPP
0
SPP
5
Injuries
Skills
Chainsaw
Secret Weapon
Stunty
1st Game against BASTARDS OF BREWING
Waved his saw in the vague direction of a troll before getting sent off because a teammate had actually scored. Was last seen looking bewildered by the team dugout, not understanding what was happening. 1 block on the biggest opposition boy, but through no fault of his own DID SWEET FA!
2nd Game against PHOSPHORIC HAWKS
A couple of stabs at the enemy and one decent foul that sent one of the horrible elveses to the sideline but otherwise up to FUCK ALL.
Waved his saw in the vague direction of a troll before getting sent off because a teammate had actually scored. Was last seen looking bewildered by the team dugout, not understanding what was happening. 1 block on the biggest opposition boy, but through no fault of his own DID SWEET FA!
2nd Game against PHOSPHORIC HAWKS
A couple of stabs at the enemy and one decent foul that sent one of the horrible elveses to the sideline but otherwise up to FUCK ALL.
Dropgit Rednose the Handqueefer
#9
Fanatic
MA
3
ST
7
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
5
P
0
F
0
G
3
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
10
XPP
0
SPP
10
Injuries
Skills
Ball & Chain
No Hands
Secret Weapon
Stunty
Mighty Blow
1st Game vs BASTARDS OF BREWING
For some unfathomable reason, being smashed by a troll and getting severely injured before your first turn is grounds for MVP! Congratulations Dropgit!
2nd Game against PHOSPHORIC HAWKS
Did not play.
For some unfathomable reason, being smashed by a troll and getting severely injured before your first turn is grounds for MVP! Congratulations Dropgit!
2nd Game against PHOSPHORIC HAWKS
Did not play.
Hoodskar Underarm
#10
Bomma
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
4
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
Skills
Bombardier
Dodge
Secret Weapon
Stunty
1st Game against BASTARDS OF BREWING
Absolutely Fucking Brilliant! Exchanging Bombs and Bodily Fluid! That is how Underarm rolls. His contribution to this outstanding victory cannot be measured in statistics. Only in the enemy blood. Of which their was shitloads!
2nd Game against PHOSPHORIC HAWKS
Had an absolute blinder. Tossing bombs and blowing up elves. Five seperate explosions that took down the elf ball carrier. Great game.
Absolutely Fucking Brilliant! Exchanging Bombs and Bodily Fluid! That is how Underarm rolls. His contribution to this outstanding victory cannot be measured in statistics. Only in the enemy blood. Of which their was shitloads!
2nd Game against PHOSPHORIC HAWKS
Had an absolute blinder. Tossing bombs and blowing up elves. Five seperate explosions that took down the elf ball carrier. Great game.
Grobik the Frequent Faller
#11
Goblin
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
5
P
1
F
0
G
3
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
1st Game against BASTARDS OF BREWING
Did absolutely SWEET FA except two blocks. Which is probably alright for someone call Grobik the Frequent Faller. Except I expect more. More! MORE!
Officially :DID FUCK ALL! (except two blocks)
2nd Game against PHOSPHORIC HAWKS
Really lived up to his name here getting knocked out twice before ending up in the dugout badly hurt. DID FUCK ALL! (except one block.)
Did absolutely SWEET FA except two blocks. Which is probably alright for someone call Grobik the Frequent Faller. Except I expect more. More! MORE!
Officially :DID FUCK ALL! (except two blocks)
2nd Game against PHOSPHORIC HAWKS
Really lived up to his name here getting knocked out twice before ending up in the dugout badly hurt. DID FUCK ALL! (except one block.)
Blackda the Slaughterer
#12
Goblin
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
10
B
4
P
0
F
0
G
4
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
1st Game against BASTARDS OF BREWING
'Blackda the Slaughterer' my asshole. Did absolutely SWEET FUCK ALL. In fact, he did so little, I'm not even sure if I put him on the field. Oh well.
2nd Game against PHOSPHORIC HAWKS
'Slaughterer? Slaughterer?! Ran the ball three yards and got fucked up. Loser.
'Blackda the Slaughterer' my asshole. Did absolutely SWEET FUCK ALL. In fact, he did so little, I'm not even sure if I put him on the field. Oh well.
2nd Game against PHOSPHORIC HAWKS
'Slaughterer? Slaughterer?! Ran the ball three yards and got fucked up. Loser.
Skarrot Gookhead Moonbiter
#13
Goblin
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
40
B
6
P
0
F
1
G
4
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
2
Mvp
1
GPP
15
XPP
0
SPP
15
Injuries
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Catch
1st Game vs BASTARDS OF BREWING
1 edge-of-the-seat, holy-lord-nuffle, what-the-hell-is-happening, TOUCHDOWN
2nd Game vs PHOSPHORIC HAWKS
Skarrot Gookhead Moonbiter successfully blocked the enemy blitzers boot with his head getting terribly hurt at the time but getting him banned.
1 edge-of-the-seat, holy-lord-nuffle, what-the-hell-is-happening, TOUCHDOWN
2nd Game vs PHOSPHORIC HAWKS
Skarrot Gookhead Moonbiter successfully blocked the enemy blitzers boot with his head getting terribly hurt at the time but getting him banned.
Ugasniker Shortbow Icelicker
#14
Goblin
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
14
B
7
P
0
F
5
G
4
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
2
Mvp
0
GPP
6
XPP
0
SPP
6
Injuries
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Sneaky Git
1st Game against BASTARDS OF BREWING
1 I'm-not-joking-turn-around-and-tackle-that-green-thing-is-gonna-score TD!
2nd Game vs PHOSPHORIC HAWKS
Ugasniker Shortbow Icelicker equalised late in the first half blitzing the elf thrower and knocking him out, scoring before being disgustingly hurt by a filthy elf player. Great stuff Ugasniker.
1 I'm-not-joking-turn-around-and-tackle-that-green-thing-is-gonna-score TD!
2nd Game vs PHOSPHORIC HAWKS
Ugasniker Shortbow Icelicker equalised late in the first half blitzing the elf thrower and knocking him out, scoring before being disgustingly hurt by a filthy elf player. Great stuff Ugasniker.
Groharh Moon Maw Bag Blower
#15
Goblin
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
3
P
0
F
4
G
4
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
1st Game against BASTARDS OF BREWING
Who is this guy? I don't even remember naming him let alone playing him. Is another team missing a Gobbo? Moon Maw Bag Blower? Really?
2nd Game against PHOSPHORIC HAWKS
Couple of blocks and a couple of fouls before a couple of well deserved ales in the changing rooms after the game. Well played son.
Who is this guy? I don't even remember naming him let alone playing him. Is another team missing a Gobbo? Moon Maw Bag Blower? Really?
2nd Game against PHOSPHORIC HAWKS
Couple of blocks and a couple of fouls before a couple of well deserved ales in the changing rooms after the game. Well played son.
Grimnok Dwarfkicker the Horrible
#16
Goblin
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
9
P
0
F
2
G
4
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
1st Game against BASTARDS OF BREWING
2 blocks and a foul. Thats about the bare minimum one would expect. Except in Grimnoks case there are certain mitigating circumstances. Such as the fact he's trained to take out Dwarfs and not Chaos things. So DID SLIGHTLY MORE THAN SWEET FUCK ALL.
2nd Game against PHOSPHORIC HAWKS
2 blocks. NOT GOOD ENOUGH.
2 blocks and a foul. Thats about the bare minimum one would expect. Except in Grimnoks case there are certain mitigating circumstances. Such as the fact he's trained to take out Dwarfs and not Chaos things. So DID SLIGHTLY MORE THAN SWEET FUCK ALL.
2nd Game against PHOSPHORIC HAWKS
2 blocks. NOT GOOD ENOUGH.