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Bone-head
Loner
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Throw Team-Mate
+AG
Break Tackle
Guard
Strangely took a skill best known for legging it as his first choice. Needs to try harder.
Game 7: Trains himself to be more agile, just what an ogre needs. Maybe this guy is now the ball carrier...
24 blocks for no CAS at the time of writing, useless. Needs to try harder.
Another blunt knife, only gets SPP from MVP and TD. Useless.
Block
Guard
Juggernaut
Mighty Blow
Tackle
A rare ray of sunshine in an otherwise useless team. Has actually managed to hurt people.
Needs to lead by example!
Namesake got himself killed. We will give this lad a few games to see if he can man up.
Chainsaw
Loner
Secret Weapon
Uncanny ability to roll doubles on virtually every foul. 10 blocks and 8 fouls in 10 games, each of which saw him sent off. Bloke is useless.
Worst thrower known to man, has managed 1 completion in 6 games. Needs to try harder.
Speed bump. Death will come soon.
Game 7... close call. Lost some armour. Death is now much closer!
Catch
Dodge
Block
Fend
Side Step
Has proved himself to be annoying and resilient to being knocked down. Currently main scorer
Catch
Dodge
Block
Side Step
Mental note: Must try harder.