To the tune of 'Power Of Love' by Huey Lewis.

‘Power Of Dice’

The power of dice is a curious thing
Make a one coach weep, make another coach sing
Change a loss to a win (that’s nice)
More than a fair thing, that's the power of dice

Tougher than armour, rich like dwarves
Stronger and harder than a team of orcs
Make a bad play good make a wrong play right
Power of dice that keeps you in the fight

You don't need money, don't take fame
Don't need no re-rolls left to win this game
It's strong and it's sudden and it's cruel sometimes
But it might just save your life
That's the power of dice
That's the power of dice

First time you see it, it might make you sad
Next time you see it might make you mad
But you'll be glad coaches when you've found
That’s the power ‘gets you through the round

And it don't take money, don't take fame
Don't need no bench of subs to win this game
It's strong and it's sudden it can be cruel sometimes
But it might just save your life

They say that luckers are unfair
Yeah, but you don't care
But you know what to do
To roll at least a two
And with a little help (that’s nice)
You feel the power of dice
You feel the power of dice
Can you feel it?
Hmmm

It don't take money and it don't take fame
Don't need no player skills to win this game
Tougher than ogres and stronger than trolls
You won't need nothin': no re-rolls
You feel the power, just the power of dice
That's the power, that's the power of dice
You feel the power of dice
You feel the power of dice
Feel the power of dice