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2011-08-17 17:52:55
14 votes, rating 4.8
14 votes, rating 4.8
Murphy!!!!
I always figured the most annoying thing on the face of the planet was rolling a 1 on the apoth... but somehow Nuffle found a way to wind in a couple extra threads on the ol'frustration screw...
now we have:
-your best player has been knocked down... by say, I dunno... a skeleton....
-CAS roll: killed
-would you like to use your apoth
*as always Dr Nick runs out on to the pitch*
-new result: killed
-WOULD YOU LIKE TO KEEP THE NEW RESULT?!?!!!?
would I like to.....mmfrgmshnshhfddesmmrrfgs.... (sound of angrily scruntching paper with a twich in one's eye)
...I'm gona go kick some rabbits off tall buildings.... to remind myself there are worse things in life.
now we have:
-your best player has been knocked down... by say, I dunno... a skeleton....
-CAS roll: killed
-would you like to use your apoth
*as always Dr Nick runs out on to the pitch*
-new result: killed
-WOULD YOU LIKE TO KEEP THE NEW RESULT?!?!!!?
would I like to.....mmfrgmshnshhfddesmmrrfgs.... (sound of angrily scruntching paper with a twich in one's eye)
...I'm gona go kick some rabbits off tall buildings.... to remind myself there are worse things in life.
Comments
Posted by Fela on 2011-08-17 19:33:44
Nice relaxed attitude :).
Also: Don't play that Jan-Erik dude, he's an evil luckerer ;)
Also: Don't play that Jan-Erik dude, he's an evil luckerer ;)
Posted by Aries on 2011-08-17 19:47:01
drink when you play. I quadskulled RIP apoth RIP my 6str bull centaur vs a woodelf rookie. BUT! I was drunk when I did it, so I laughed instead of mad... and by the time I was sober, I was over it.
Posted by WhatBall on 2011-08-17 20:11:43
I trust I had nothing to do with the build up to this...
Posted by Jumboparagon on 2011-08-17 20:18:53
sadly no..... I wouldnt get through a rant about our game without destroying my laptop Office Space stylez!
Posted by freak_in_a_frock on 2011-08-18 08:19:40
The irony being that now if you roll a '1' on the first dice the apoth actually works \o/
Posted by black_devil_laughing on 2011-08-19 05:41:30
well, could always be worse: You could have let some other players die to save the apo for that key player......