Just figured that with the amount of time some of you people spend in here, many of your marriages could suffer for it :P So for those of you who wake up one day in a rented bachelor appartment eating pizza off your milk crates, here's a little guide to getting back into the dating world.

WOMEN SEEKING MEN

Adventurer..........had more partners than you ever will
Affectionate..........possessive
Artist......................unreliable
Athletic.................flat chested
Average Looking......ugly
Beautiful...............pathological liar
Commitment minded.....Pick out curtains, now!
Communication important.....try to get a word in!
Contagious smile............bring your antibiotics
Educated..............College dropout
Emotionally secure...........medicated
Employed.............Stuffs envelopes at home
Enjoys art and opera..........snob
fortyish......................48
Free Spirit................substance abuser
Friendship first........trying to live down slutty reputation
Gentle....................comatose
Old fashioned...........lights out, missionary only
New age..................all body hair, all the time
Non Traditional..........lives with ex husband and llama
Open Minded............desperate
Poet...........................Depressive schizophrenic
Professional.............Bitch
Spiritual....................in a cult
Stable......................boring
Tall, thin.......................anorexic
Tanned...................wrinkled
Voluptuous............morbidly obese
Young at heart.............toothless crone