Men Seeking Women

Artist................On the verge of a nervous breakdown
Cultured...................Karaoke addict
Distinguished Looking............fat, gray and bald
Educated......................will always treat you like an idiot
Forty-ish.....................52 and looking for a 25 year old
Free Spirit...................Sleeps with your sister
Good Looking................arrogant bastard
Huggable........................Obese, more body hair than a gorilla
Open Minded.................wants to sleep with your sister again
Sensitive..................Needy
Spiritual....................once went to church with his granny
Social Drinker...............Piss tank
Stable.......................Occasional stalker but never arrested
Thoughtful.................says please when demanding a beer
Young at heart............How young is your sister?