Posted by The_Murker on 2011-02-07 10:10:22
Chuck Norris only rolls block dice that have skulls on all sides. If chuck rolls a skull it means his opponent is knocked back 14 squares by a round house kick.
Posted by Nielsh on 2011-02-07 10:37:48
Chuck Norris can convince Spiro that RNG is not broken
Posted by Archevol on 2011-02-07 10:51:41
The Karaz-a-Karak book of grudges has only four words in it: Chuck Norris was here....
Posted by freak_in_a_frock on 2011-02-07 11:52:22
Chuck Norris once scored before the kick off roll was made.
Posted by Calthor on 2011-02-07 14:18:21
Chuck Norris does not bribe the ref. The ref bribes him.
Posted by Reisender on 2011-02-07 15:50:27
btw Chuck Norris knows your IP adress. So better rate this blog 6.
Posted by Purplegoo on 2011-02-07 15:52:00
Chuck Norris can make Amazons cool and non lame.
He chooses not to.
Posted by Nightbird on 2011-02-07 17:12:18
Chuck Norris is so tough his hat has MB/PO/JU!
Posted by Macavity on 2011-02-07 21:25:07
Not that I doubt you, personally. But if you haven't ever seen a Chuck Norris movie, you can't make Chuck Norris statements. Also, you should watch Lone Wolf McQuade. He is buried alive, unconscious, in his truck. Wakes up, pours a beer on his head to rouse himself, and DRIVES OUT OF HIS GRAVE!
Posted by Luohghcra on 2011-02-08 02:21:33
Chuck Norris does not get Nuffled.
Nuffle gets Chuck Norris'd