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2011-07-12 10:53:38
30 votes, rating 5.7
30 votes, rating 5.7
Warpstone Lottery: Your Winnings
To: Mr. Hagen Hawkeye
Reikland Referee Union
Altdorf Schlossbezirk
Dear Mr Hawkeye,
ze Skavenblight Warpztone Lottery Committee iz happy to inform you zhat you won our Special Little Price, a luxury holiday on the coasts of Lustria, worth 100.000 Gold Coins.
Enjoy ze pleasure of ze new world, exotic slann dancers, elven maids and an aqll you can eat fried skink buffet every day.
As a special benefit, you are either allowed to bring your wife for ze same conditions or Clan Eshin will take care of her while you enjoy your vacations.
By ze way, we wish you ze best of luck for ze upcoming match of ze GLT you will be refereeing, ze fair playing Rata Blanca vs ze foul cheaters of Empire Strikes Back Insanity. We hope and are sure zhat you will keep your sense of rigth and wrong during zhis important match - you holiday will start right after Rata Blanca qualification party.
Zinzerely yourz
Z. Y. Monehratz, Special Lottery Managaer and Referee Relations Director
Reikland Referee Union
Altdorf Schlossbezirk
Dear Mr Hawkeye,
ze Skavenblight Warpztone Lottery Committee iz happy to inform you zhat you won our Special Little Price, a luxury holiday on the coasts of Lustria, worth 100.000 Gold Coins.
Enjoy ze pleasure of ze new world, exotic slann dancers, elven maids and an aqll you can eat fried skink buffet every day.
As a special benefit, you are either allowed to bring your wife for ze same conditions or Clan Eshin will take care of her while you enjoy your vacations.
By ze way, we wish you ze best of luck for ze upcoming match of ze GLT you will be refereeing, ze fair playing Rata Blanca vs ze foul cheaters of Empire Strikes Back Insanity. We hope and are sure zhat you will keep your sense of rigth and wrong during zhis important match - you holiday will start right after Rata Blanca qualification party.
Zinzerely yourz
Z. Y. Monehratz, Special Lottery Managaer and Referee Relations Director
Comments
Posted by Sammler_der_Seelen on 2011-07-12 11:35:08
go Ratzz!!
Posted by the_Sage on 2011-07-12 12:26:16
Glad to see you will not have to face the hooves, mate.
Posted by clarkin on 2011-07-12 13:52:19
hehe, nice to see what a 100k bribe gets the ref in question!!
Posted by Rabe on 2011-07-12 14:45:10
But... but... we won the Warpstone Lottery, too! And we only got beaten by some would elves on a bloodbowl pitch!!
Posted by Rabe on 2011-07-12 14:45:31
Well, good luck anyway. :-)
Posted by SvenS on 2011-07-12 16:41:36
Awesome :D
Posted by HLY on 2011-07-12 19:26:28
If that's how much a ref wants for a bribe, then they can forget it.
greedy gits
greedy gits
Posted by JellyBelly on 2011-07-12 19:32:37
Lol! Awesome fluff - gl with the game :D
Posted by DonTomaso on 2011-07-13 03:26:34
Excellent....
Cool that rats speak 'german english'... who'd have thunk?
Cool that rats speak 'german english'... who'd have thunk?