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2014-07-29 00:53:23
21 votes, rating 5.2
21 votes, rating 5.2
How hot is it in hell.
This one is a little old but I enjoy it.(Humor)
How hot is it in hell?
A Yale thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students.
It had one question:
"Is hell exothermic(gives off heat) or endothermic(absorbs heat)? Support your answer."
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.
Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.'
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+
How hot is it in hell?
A Yale thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students.
It had one question:
"Is hell exothermic(gives off heat) or endothermic(absorbs heat)? Support your answer."
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.
Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.'
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+
Comments
Posted by Tymless on 2014-07-29 00:58:17
Though I notice there are three different endings to this one depending on where you look.
Posted by Nightbird on 2014-07-29 01:23:28
Hah!
Posted by DrPoods on 2014-07-29 14:27:29
Nice one :D
Posted by keggiemckill on 2014-07-29 19:36:01
Isn't there something in one of the Bibles about purgatory? All my info on religion is from TV and movies.
Posted by Kam on 2014-07-29 22:05:00
I am amazed such a question can be asked in one of the best universities (or in any university actually) of any country on this planet, besides Iran and Saudi Arabia. If that's a true story of course.
Posted by licker on 2014-07-31 00:11:59
Dude had to wait a long time to sleep with that slut Teresa. ;)
I once put a question on a chemistry lab final about synthesizing the drug Stay Hard.
I also once asked as an extra credit question if I was trapped in a burning building with the students mother which one would they save.
The two best answers to the last one.
1) If my mother was in a building with my TA I think I'd prefer if they both died.
2) My mother died in a fire last year you @#$#ing ass!
I once put a question on a chemistry lab final about synthesizing the drug Stay Hard.
I also once asked as an extra credit question if I was trapped in a burning building with the students mother which one would they save.
The two best answers to the last one.
1) If my mother was in a building with my TA I think I'd prefer if they both died.
2) My mother died in a fire last year you @#$#ing ass!
Posted by Tymless on 2014-07-31 03:29:16
haha